I believe in nice people that help me...

It's a regular day.  The phone rings.
Thank you for calling blah blah blah how can I help you?
Yea Hi it's me <no name employee>  I'm having trouble starting my car.  I'll be late to work.
Okay thanks for calling.
*40 minutes later* <no name employee> shows up in the building.
I brought my car to show you it doesn't work.  I have to wait until some nice person jump starts my battery, because I don't believe a tow trucks, or mechanics.  I believe in nice people that help me.  Oh and I can't work today bye.

To be continued...