'They Can Just Have a Cartoon' -Barack Obama

Lynne Koplitz

I've just realized all these catty women are trying to be Joan Rivers.  They are pushing boundaries trying to become the woman who transcends social etiquette.  The problem is they are too full of hatred, and ego.

http://www.heraldtribune.com/entertainmentlife/20180509/lynne-koplitz-on-growing-up-in-sarasota-befriending-joan-rivers

"I’m sorry, you get me started on Joan and I can go on forever, she was such a friend to me and she taught me a lot of special things." Lynne Koplitz

The Rain, the Park, and Other Things.

🎶  Penis in her hair, penis everywhere 🎶

Subsidizing everything Hollywood and Pharmacuetical Corportions

Hollywood has finally admitted it is racist saying
Planet of the Apes is racist.  Hollywood vows to never show another Planet of the Ape movie.

Sanofi the maker of Ambien. Doubling down on Roseanne Barr petitioning the State of California to remove Ambien from it's DUI list.  Sanofi is petitioning Illinois Court to replace the word Ambien with Red Dye #7 in all court documents related to Steven Kazmierczak.

Journalists are terrified of investgating the Muslim Brotherhood sperm donor program known as Babies with Beards.

Hollywood Hypocrisy

Tying up the past and future with a big gigantic bow.

Act 1 The History of Sexual Harassment
 Began with Donald Trump

Act 2 The History of Racism
Began with Donald Trump

Act 3 The History of Terrorism
Began with Donald Trump

Act 4 The History of Biased Journalism
Began with Donald Trump

Act 5 The History of Superfund Creation
Began with Donald Trump

Roseanne Barr and Jackie Beat and Cher and Chaz

Beware of killer Deer

Cream Soup substitute

https://www.centercutcook.com/cream-soup-substitute/

"I wasn't blond enough," Barbara Streisand

Barbara Streisand explaining why it's okay to hate blonde haired persons.  It's an initiation. You have to do it or you'll never get anywhere in life. 

Up next Sean Young and Martha Raddatz.  Martha will explain the intricate detail of foreign correspondence while simultaneously ignoring a monitor with Harvey Weinstein's magical penis.

Sean Young will talk about seeing Harvey Weinstein's magical penis.  He lit two sparklers and tied a string around the head of his penis. He placed the other end of the string in his mouth and shook his head yes and no to make it move.  The string caused him to salivate.  It was actually quite humorous until his pants caught fire.  He was doused with a fire extinguisher not to save him but all the new expensive equipment in the room.  They'd of had a hard time explaining another fire so soon.

Hot Milk Cake

http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/hot-milk-cake-18601

OnStar Deer commercial

Jane this is Jim from On Star. Don't worry I'm going to stay with you until help arrives.  That deer came out of nowhere.  Nowhere? The general consensus calls it a forest but you've been traumatized I understand your confusion.

aquarium camille saint-saëns carnival of the animals

carnival of the animals

Change in the Weather John Fogerty

Big Boobs

stick it to the man

I've finally come to realize counterculture involves an actual counter

Center pull toilet paper dispenser

User friendly toilet paper dispenser.  I happened upon this modern convenience.  I know how white and first world of me to complain about toilet paper.  Trying to be civilized can be a heavy burden.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JCPENNEY CAN'T CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

MAY 22, 2018 @ 06:20 PM 2,954 The Little Black Book of Billionaire Secrets

What JCPenney Should Do Now And Why You Should Care

https://www.forbes.com/sites/constancedierickx/2018/05/22/what-jcpenny-should-do-now-and-why-you-should-care/#5b580f325779



JCPenney needs to hire me.  Holy Cow so what that guy left.  He never fully grasped the strengthens of the company.  He never knew his loyal customers and why we are loyal customers. This is worth fighting for. Amazon is not a fool proof business model.  It is impersonal that needs to be said and loudly. 

Jesus Images

I think my favorite is Jack Chick's Jesus. He is huge and can drop the planet from orbit. 

Jehovah Witness Jesus

(gay porn)

Seventh Day Adventist Jesus

(cumulus cloud s in outer space? smoke from hell fire)

Mormon (LDS) Jesus
(Exodus 14:21 hair style center part)

Jack Chick Jesus

The Lord's Prayer

The Cyborg looking Jesus at 2:35

You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

Gavin Newson reflects on his ahem affair.

Poor Gavin didn't know who his handlers had set up as his lover he had to read about it on the internet.  The shaved cock he was smoking wasn't politically correct like a massive hairy vagina.  I expect coffeehouses to start holding hairiest pussy contests in honor of Ghavin Newsome's wink wink secret weapon.

...coffee stimulates hair growth...so remember to give a sip to your vagina

Flippy on vacation

Image source:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/gianthamburger/14291023835

song lyric

...The son in your eyes made some of the lies worth believing...

Nancy Pelosi and the divine spark

Nancy Pelosi invites the divine sparks to light the candles on her grand daughters birthday cake.

They got sugared up on cake and ice cream and played pin the tail on the donkey.  Blindfolded one of the divine sparks pinned the tail to Nancy.  It was a joyous occasion.  The divine spark won a prize since in fact the tail was put on a donkey. The prize was dual citizenship, voting rights, education, food, housing, medical, and a social security number, drivers license, the option to open a business tax free for 10 years, using grant money.  A job as a public school teacher under the J-1 visa program.

Milk Commercial San Jacinto Calif

Strawberry Whipped Cream

https://thefirstyearblog.com/strawberry-whipped-cream/

Links to recipes

HTTP://WWW.DELISH.COM/COOKING/RECIPE-IDEAS/RECIPES/A53820/EASY-HOMEMADE-CAJUN-JAMBALAYA-RECIPE/

https://www.recipetineats.com/real-chinese-purpose-stir-fry-sauce/

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/hawaiian-wedding-cake

http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/the-best-easy-beef-and-broccoli-stir-fry-99476

https://www.lecremedelacrumb.com/slow-cooker-creamy-beef-stroganoff/

CHILI POWDER, COCOA POWDER, OREGANO, GARLIC POWDER, CUMIN, SALT, PEPPER, GARLIC POWDER, PARSLEY,GARLIC BITS. CHICKEN, CHEESE

POLISH GINGERBREAD (PIERNIK) RECIPE

http://www.europeanmama.com/polish-gingerbread-piernik-recipe/
1/3 cup   75g
 3   cups  300g


smalec
http://umarka.com/taste/food/99-preserve/69-pork-fat-and-onions-mmm-mmm-good



rootbeer

http://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/16050/how-to-make-the-perfect-root-beer


Podvarka
http://www.vegventures.com/2012/02/21/podvarak-or-braised-sauerkraut-and-seitan-serbia/


Mushroom soup

3large mushrooms
Chopped onion fine
2 garlic cloves
Turmeric
Cumin
Red chili powder
Red chili seed

Saute onions garlic in olive oil
Add sliced mushroom and butter contunue cooking
Add spices coontinue cooking
Add can chicken broth simmer
Add milk watc until milk starts to thicken remove from heat.

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2 pounds flap meat browned cubed (salt and pepper)

6 cloves garlic
small onion quartered
celery stalk chopped
carrot chopped
bell pepper
 Herdez cooking sauce Pasilla
8 oz can chopped tomatoes
simmer 2 hours or more

chicken enchilada soup

29oz can enchil sauce
cooked chopped chicken 1.5 lbs approx
1 t cumin
1 t chile powder
14.5oz chicken broth
corn tortilla cut in stripes (5)
1/2 cup milk
celery
onion

Hamburger Curry
http://www.food.com/recipe/pakistani-kima-hamburger-curry-134397

3 tablespoons butter
1 medium onion, chopped
1 garlic clove, minced
1 lb ground beef (I use venison)
1 tablespoon curry powder
1 1⁄2 teaspoons salt
1 dash black pepper
1 dash cinnamon
1 dash ginger
1 dash turmeric
2 cups tomatoes, diced and cooked
2 potatoes, peeled and diced
2 cups green beans, chopped (fresh or frozen)

DIRECTIONS

Saute onion and garlic in butter till soft.
Add meat and brown well.
Stir in curry powder and seasonings, and remaining vegetables.
Cover and simmer 25 minutes, stirring several times and adding more water if needed.
Serve with rice.

Sunflower Collard(Cabbage) Wraps

https://drbenkim.com/sunflower-collard-wrap-recipe-pictorial.htm

Sunflower Spread:

1 cup sunflower seeds
2 tbsp lemon juice
2 cloves garlic
2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
4 tbsp water, as needed
Sea salt and pepper, to taste

Wrap:

Sunflower Spread
1 cup chickpeas
8 oz sprouts
8 oz tomatoes
1 cucumber
1 avocado
1 bunch collard greens (or cabbage), rinsed and patted dry

Waldorf Salad Recipe

Ingredients

• 1/2 cup chopped, slightly toasted walnuts
• 1/2 cup celery, thinly sliced
• 1/2 cup red seedless grapes, sliced (or a 1/4 cup of raisins)
• 1 sweet apple, cored and chopped
• 3 Tbsp mayonnaise
• 1 Tbsp fresh lemon juice
• Salt
• Pepper
• Lettuce

Method

In a medium sized bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise (or yogurt) and the lemon juice. Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt, 1/4 teaspoon of fresh ground pepper. Mix in the apple, celery, grapes, and walnuts. Serve on a bed of fresh lettuce.

Pumpkin Bread
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Downeast-Maine-Pumpkin-Bread/Detail.aspx?evt19=1
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Pumpkin-Pie-Bread/Detail.aspx?evt19=1



http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1950,154184-

Rice

Ingredients

• 3 Tbsp. vegetable oil
• 1 cup long grain rice, uncooked
• 1 tsp. fresh minced garlic
• 1/2 tsp. kosher salt
• 1/2 tsp. cumin
• 1/2 c. tomato sauce
• 1 (14 oz) can chicken broth
• 3 Tbsp. finely chopped fresh cilantro

Instructions

• Heat oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the rice and gently stir until rice begins to lightly brown. Add the garlic, salt, and cumin and stir the rice til it looks golden. Add the tomato sauce, chicken broth, and cilantro and turn the heat up to medium high. Bring the mix to a boil then turn the heat to low and cover the pan with a lid. Simmer for 20 to 25 minutes. Remove from heat and fluff with a fork. Serves 4.

226197,00.htmlhttp://www.favfamilyrecipes.com/2013/04/restaurant-style-mexican-rice.html

Bran Muffins

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/classic-bran-muffins/http://allrecipes.com/recipe/classic-bran-muffins/

Original recipe makes 1 dozenChange Servings

• 1 1/2 cups wheat bran
• 1 cup buttermilk
• 1/3 cup vegetable oil
• 1 egg
• 2/3 cup brown sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1/2 cup raisins

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Grease muffin cups or line with paper muffin liners.
2. Mix together wheat bran and buttermilk; let stand for 10 minutes.
3. Beat together oil, egg, sugar and vanilla and add to buttermilk/bran mixture. Sift together flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Stir flour mixture into buttermilk mixture, until just blended. Fold in raisins and spoon batter into prepared muffin tins.
4. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of a muffin comes out clean. Cool and enjoy!

Fig Bars

Ingredients

Crust

1/2

cup butter or margarine, softened

1/4

cup granulated sugar

1/4

teaspoon vanilla

1

cup Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour

Filling

1/4

cup granulated sugar

1

cup boiling water

1

bag (9 oz) dried Mission figs, chopped (1 cup)

Topping

1/4

cup Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour

1/4

cup packed brown sugar

3

tablespoons cold butter (do not use margarine)

1/4

cup quick-cooking oats

1/4

cup chopped 

Directions

• 1Heat oven to 350°F. Spray 9-inch square pan with cooking spray. In small bowl, beat 1/2 cup butter, 1/4 cup granulated sugar and the vanilla with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. On low speed, beat in 1 cup flour until soft dough forms. Press dough in bottom of pan. Bake 10 to 15 minutes or until center is set.
• 2Meanwhile, in 2-quart saucepan, cook filling ingredients over medium-high heat 5 to 10 minutes, stirring frequently, until figs are tender and most of liquid is absorbed. Spread over crust.
• 3In small bowl, mix 1/4 cup flour, the brown sugar and 3 tablespoons butter, using pastry blender or fork, until crumbly. Stir in oats and walnuts. Sprinkle over filling.
• 4Bake 15 to 20 minutes longer or until edges are bubbly and topping is light golden brown. Cool completely, about 1 hour. For bars, cut into 4 rows by 4 rows.

Low-Fat Spanish Rice

http://www.yummly.com/recipe/Low_fat-Spanish-Rice-My-Recipes?columns=3&position=12%2F62

Ingredients

• vegetable oil cooking spray
• 1 cup instant rice (uncooked)
• 1 cup chopped onion
• 2/3 cup green bell pepper (diced)
• 1/2 tsp prepared mustard
• 1/4 tsp pepper
• 141/2 ozs tomatoes (whole, undrained and chopped)
• 51/2 ozs tomato juice

hot-mustard-rice
http://priyaeasyntastyrecipes.blogspot.com/2011/05/hot-mustard-rice.html

2cups Cooked rice
1no Onion (chopped)
6nos Garlic cloves (chopped)
1tbsp Mustard seeds
5nos Dry red chillies
Salt
Oil
Few curry leaves
1tsp Mustard seeds+Urad dal
1/4tsp Asafoetida powder

Grind the mustard seeds, dry red chillies with salt as fine powder, heat enough oil in a large kadai, let splutters the mustard seeds and urad dal along with asafoetida powder..add immediately the chopped garlic,saute until they turns slightly brown,now add the onions,curry leaves and cook until the onions turns transculent..

Add the cooked rice,grounded spice powder to the onions and toss everything gently until the rice get well mixed with the spice powder..

Serve with raitas or papads..

Tea
Ingredients
- 6-inch piece of fresh ginger
- 1 teaspoon turmeric
- 2 cinnamon sticks
- 1/2 teaspoon cayenne
- spoonful of raw honey
- squeeze of lemon

Method
1. Peel ginger and slice thinly on the diagonal. Use the side of the knife to smash the ginger (exposing more surface area).
2. Add ginger slices to a saucepan with 6 cups of water and bring to a boil. Turn the heat to low and simmer for 10 minutes.
3. Add the cinnamon sticks, turmeric, and cayenne. Simmer for another 10 minutes.
4. Strain into a mug.
5. Stir in a spoonful of honey and squeeze of lemon.

You’ll still have plenty in the pot after that first cup. I like to keep the brew going all day, adding more water or spices with each serving. Enjoy!

*although this sounds lovely, every needs to know that turmeric is fat soluble and its amazing anti-inflammatory benefits can only be accessed when pair with fat. Just by adding a teaspoon of coconut oil or other oils it makes this recipe more worthy

http://www.carnationmilk.ca/recipe-details.aspx?rid=938 Carnation Classic Five-Minute Fudge Description: Invite kids into the kitchen to help you make this deliciously decadent fudge that’s a yummy combination of butter, marshmallows, chocolate chips and chopped walnuts.  Prep Time: 5 minutes Ingredients Preparation 1 2/3 cups [400 ml] granulated sugar 2/3 cup [150 ml] Carnation® Evaporated Milk 2 tbsp [30 ml] butter 1/2 tsp [2 ml] salt 2 cups [500 ml] miniature marshmallows 1 1/2 cups [375 ml] semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 tsp [5 ml] vanilla extract 1/2 cup [125 ml] chopped walnuts (optional) Line 8-inch (2 L) square baking pan with waxed paper; set aside Combine sugar, evaporated milk, butter and salt in medium saucepan; bring to rolling boil over medium heat, stirring constantly. Boil 4 to 5 minutes or until mixture starts to thicken. Remove from heat. Stir in marshmallows, chocolate chips, vanilla and nuts (if desired) until marshmallows and chocolate melt and blend. Pour into prepared pan. Chill until set 4 hours or over night. Cut into 1-inch (2.5 cm) squares. Store in refrigerator in sealed container. TIPS: • For variety, substitute 1/2 cup (125 ml) dried fruit, chopped toasted almonds or hazelnuts for the walnuts. Makes 49 squares

https://www.lecremedelacrumb.com/slow-cooker-creamy-beef-stroganoff/

Free pattern easy swimsuit cover-up

https://megmadewithlove.com/blog-2/2018/5/19/free-crochet-pattern-for-the-easy-breezy-swim-cover

Gary Wright Really Wanna Know You

The Alan Parsons Project Games People Play

Weird how fire brings roads and housing developments

http://www.rvcfire.org/_Layouts/Incident%20Information/IncidentInfoDetail.aspx?4110

James Spader and triple John Waters

The Blacklistᐗ

A Hot Dog in the audience

Your skills at planning are as bad as mine

How Mormonism defeated the BSA and the fucked up Protestant agenda

blatant fraud I.C.E.

by naming the tunnel project ICE irvine corona expressway a ruse to send federal money to California and make it look like it's for immigration and customs enforcement.  elon musk trying to make it seem like he is using his own money for the tunnel in los angeles.

http://www.octa.net/Plans-and-Programs/Irvine-Corona-Expressway/

Unemployment Insurance Scheme an inside job

Reminds me of the guy named Dolores who stole my card number at Jack in the Box.
Weird there is no information about their sentencing.  They probably got cushy government jobs instead of jail time.


https://www.justice.gov/usao-edca/pr/two-delano-residents-plead-guilty-unemployment-insurance-scheme

Tom Steyer grants wishes by appointment on Tuesdays 9:00a.m.-11:00a.m.

https://www.blazingcatfur.ca/2018/05/12/progressive-super-pac-ad-claims-republicans-are-turning-kids-into-nazis/

Made for TV Horror Show

Last night California's Governor debate.  Imagine the monster living under the bed was captured and couldn't scurry away when the lights came on.  Being able to get a good look.  I was filled with terror when the candidates began to drool and slobber as they spoke from soulless depths.  Their manic blank stares as they spoke programmed and submissive like The Manson girls. Not much has changed in California since The Manson Family murders. 10 years later Leo Ryan was shot dead and the mass murder of Temple followers.  The region of California that created the political creature Jim Jones.  When the candidates spoke about brain development in children and how they are going to fix that problem.  That was worthy of a fright award ( if there's an award for that).  The fear is heightened knowing the story doesn't end after the credits roll.  The real terror is living under the people who've responded appropriately to social engineering indoctrination.  Fake emotions, fake reaction, memorizing the script.  Those are the qualifications to be Governor of California.  The media has already written the news for the next 4 years they just need someone to plug in they won't have to edit. That way they can spend the editing budget on extravagant gala events.

Elon Musk to star in his own porn movie

Titled: Willy Wanker

In it he's going to recreate the white room covered in beans and chocolate from The Who's Tommy.  He will play the female role as well.  

When asked why he was combining two movie remakes into one. Elon responded by pulling a green dot card out of his rectum (without a wince) slid the magnetic strip between lips.  

"I wanted to be the first.  No one as ever remade a movie into a porno and used a cameo scene based on chocolate.  

It will revolutionize the remake industry".  The movie will be 15 minutes long.  Elon is creating cream filled chocolate penis candy.  He's encouraging consumers to take selfies of eating his chocolate dicks.  He's discouraging people from wasting canned beans because of world hunger.  He will be donating the used beans from his recreated scene to food banks across the USA.