Gavin Newson reflects on his ahem affair.

Poor Gavin didn't know who his handlers had set up as his lover he had to read about it on the internet.  The shaved cock he was smoking wasn't politically correct like a massive hairy vagina.  I expect coffeehouses to start holding hairiest pussy contests in honor of Ghavin Newsome's wink wink secret weapon.

...coffee stimulates hair growth...so remember to give a sip to your vagina