"I wasn't blond enough," Barbara Streisand

Barbara Streisand explaining why it's okay to hate blonde haired persons.  It's an initiation. You have to do it or you'll never get anywhere in life. 

Up next Sean Young and Martha Raddatz.  Martha will explain the intricate detail of foreign correspondence while simultaneously ignoring a monitor with Harvey Weinstein's magical penis.

Sean Young will talk about seeing Harvey Weinstein's magical penis.  He lit two sparklers and tied a string around the head of his penis. He placed the other end of the string in his mouth and shook his head yes and no to make it move.  The string caused him to salivate.  It was actually quite humorous until his pants caught fire.  He was doused with a fire extinguisher not to save him but all the new expensive equipment in the room.  They'd of had a hard time explaining another fire so soon.