The criminal is the victim of crime.

Yesterday a guy I know was approached by a seemingly friendly group of guys.  One of the guys got close enough to put his hands in the victim's pocket.  Pushed him down then ran off with cash and miscellaneous pocket contents.  Why do clothing manufacturers make pockets?  It makes people with the criminal gene susceptible, and it's just not fair.  A weak minded person is led to believe treasurers trove are hidden in pockets.  It's a trap designed to keep a person with the criminal gene controlled.  They can't help themselves and clothing manufacturers know this.  Designing a wallet to fit inside a pocket proves this conspiracy.  Encouraging people to carry cash and credit cards in a pocket is, without question, well designed mind control.  The poor unsuspecting person with the criminal gene falls prey to this enticement every time.  It just not fair to control people in this manner.  Every time you put on a clothing item with a pocket you are part of this problem.  You are treating a vulnerable group of society unfairly and keeping them forever oppressed.  Look deep into your own life and count your many blessings.  You have to realize that your pocket is a tool of a maniacal force in this world and it can lead mankind to ruin.  For the love of goodness stop the mass production of pockets today.  Give the person with the criminal minded gene the same opportunities you have been given.  Give away all your worldly possession, walk the earth naked, and barefoot.  Open yourself to all the possibilities remove the temptation don't hide yourself out of fear, reveal yourself to the lowest common denominator.