a con artist meets an artist

Monotone voices
making demands
misunderstanding
glow in the dark paint
weird days and more
con artist failure
bike without a lock
handicap parking
lip reading mishap

What happens when a con artist meets a hearing impaired woman with a sense of humor.  The con artist has to try and look competent while dealing with bad lip reading.  The con artist relies heavily on being misunderstood, but not quite like this.