When people say California Conscience this is what they mean:

Beer or Bus Fare?
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-girl-robbed-san-francisco-20140716-story.html
Hold on a minute,  raising money for a school fundraiser in the middle of Summer?  An 8 year old child working in California. (but, but) I thought there were labor laws against children working.  It's probably for their glorified panhandling class.  They have to raise enough money to buy Sterno and tube socks for a class project.  Thankfully this woman came along to shed some light on the deterioration of the public education system in California.  She will end up being a hero some day.

(XY) 2(XX)+ (XY)  ≠  baby formula
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-two-men-dressed-as-women-baby-formula-20140716-story.html

Okay so they were caught stealing.  This group should at least get an award from the City of Glendale for waiting around until police arrived.

From criminals who acknowledge they are playing a game 

and as a result don't take themselves too seriously.