Elephant in a suit

image source:

http://weheartit.com/entry/10038738/tag/elephant%20in%20suit?context_user=justneville

image source:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/161178795/elephant-dressed-in-a-suit-vintage?ref=market

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http://demos.appthemes.com/classipress/ads/babar/

The big clumps of dirt. The dry rigid straw. The round weeds. The rectangular bales.  The uneven mountain horizon.  One day this field will be gone and forgotten

Now I know my f p w's

I overheard part of a conversation recently between two people one was asking the other why they were buying a candy bar.  The one claimed the candy bar spoke to her.  I've never conversed with a candy bar so I began to wonder what a candy bar would say.  I thought it was funny because Atheist have done such a good job of bashing Christianity but how do they plan to deal with the people that still long to be connected through talking candy bars.  Maybe they can sell the idea Burkas prevent skin cancer.

Two vehicles under the influence of the internet

Hay and tumbleweeds

I voted and got an update on the California mindset

My mundane trip to the polling place took a turn for the Third World when the poll worker took my ballot out of the sleeve and looked at it, for some strange reason.  Her simple minded appearance made her look harmless.  It falls into the same category as not being able to reprimand criminals because they are somewhat wetawded.

Prop 47 an attempt to take the glamore out of crime

If Prop 47 passes petty theft will become a punchline.

___

victim: What are you going to do take my purse with $949.00 in it?

criminal: Yes

victim: Well at least you didn't rape me.

criminal: $20 for a piece of ass, still under the limit.

victim: ha ha ha You missed your calling as a stand-up comedian.

criminal: I didn't steal anything from you that is the price of admission.

victim: Absolutely. I feel safer already

___

criminal: Give me $949.00 out of the register.

sale clerk: You don't want the 99 cents?

criminal:  You just want to slip in extra pennies and turn this into a crime.

___

Grand Opening The $950.00 store.  

Nothing under $950.00.  Discounts given at the register for paying customers. 

___

Welcome to California 

Your daily theft limit $949.99

High wire walk over Chicago

He just finished walk one, now he is going to walk blindfolded.
Praise Jesus.

Mae West life preserver

Coffee Scented air freshener

http://www.bettymills.com/shop/product/view/Chase%20Products/CHA438-5332.html

building a better fly swatter

Looks like it was a success.  Mission accomplished.  Available for home use Spring of 2015.
http://www.space.com/27576-private-orbital-sciences-rocket-explosion.html

commerce

fear

Excommunication Form Letter print out and carry with you if you are a whiny cry baby wanna be excatholic

Fresh is one of those strange words

clean hands dirty fingernails

When was the last time you saw a person prepare food wash their hands?

eye of the tiger

I saw three different people wearing tiger shirts yesterday.
fashion trend?
clearance sale?
Who knows.

Reading comprehension test

elastic studded garter

http://www.ideologiastore.com/products/4542529-elastic-studded-garter

Gory Gourd

Why aren't adult diapers marketed toward everyone with a busy lifestyle

If you eat or drink something it is going to come out.  Simple logic right?  If you are sick it is probably going to come out faster, right?  If you are on medication it might come out more often.  Don't wait until the last explosive second, when it turns into a dire emergency.   

I want to add to the list of certainties in life:

• death
• taxes
• bowel movements
• urination

Mexico

Mexico City Journal; Anniversary of '68 Massacre Brings Facts to Light

By SAM DILLON
Published: September 14, 1998

http://www.nytimes.com/1998/09/14/world/mexico-city-journal-anniversary-of-68-massacre-brings-facts-to-light.html

Mexican Teacher Protests Turn Up Heat on President

By KARLA ZABLUDOVSKY

Published: April 25, 2013

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/26/world/americas/protests-by-mexican-teachers-continue-to-swell.html?_r=0

Teachers, States Protest Mexico’s Education Reform

MAY 16, 2014

by AQ Online

http://www.americasquarterly.org/content/teachers-states-protest-mexico%E2%80%99s-education-reform

Protesters burn Mexican city’s government offices over suspected murder of students

By Nick Miroff October 13

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/protesters-burn-mexican-citys-government-offices-over-suspected-murder-of-students/2014/10/13/ddfa3392-5346-11e4-ba4b-f6333e2c0453_story.html

Change

Is it possible to always have at least 6 pennies?

The conceptual radar

let's just say a few ideas go unnoticed.  Only being able to identify something you are aware of makes many things invisible, important things, simple things.  Things that allow one to navigate murky issues.  Passed along from generation to generation forgotten people speak to other forgotten people, always ending with shhhhhhhhh.

President’s Latest Executive Order…’Expired Ebola Victims Will Be Allowed To Vote’

"...vowed to fight anyone looking to block deceased voters from exercising their last right."

http://satireworld.com/politics-2/201410161639/presidents-latest-executive-order-expired-ebola-victims-will-be-allowed-to-vote/



BatBoy expressed concerns about his cousins being labelled with the derogatory term fruit, and blamed TVP for the ebola outbreak.

How to survive in the modern world

Talk, act, and reason like a 12 year old and you'll be just fine.  Remember back when everything seemed wonderful, and life was easy?

without a threshold

When darkening the doorway she wondered, does this shadow make me look fat?

recipe for a strange cookie

Take one human
Place on planet earth
Turn once daily (24 hours)
Put human in various situations to acquire knowledge
Ask human various questions
If human answers correctly (demonstrating intelligence), refrain from reacting as to not allow human to know they are correct.
Treat human like they are invisible.
It won't take long for human to become a strange cookie.
No baking or refrigeration required.
Enjoy your strange cookie from a distance with a glass of milk.
Sleep well, sweet dreams, earthlings.

A smorgasbord of what you ignore

Supposedly an internet video caused the siege on the compound in Benghazi Libya.  Videos released of masked men supposedly beheading people.  People making videos of young adults and teenagers violently attacking ordinary people, just for fun.  Does this create better humans?  Does this make the world a better place?  Does the camera stop anyone from behaving badly, or does the camera just cause more bad behavior.  Does the camera capture the true essence of the human condition or does it capture an evil design.  Does the camera give voice to a voiceless entity, a body to a disembodied reality.  If the camera creates a life out of nothing where can I see this reality in the real world?  If the camera makes real the supernatural why can't it survive without an electric cord or a battery?
Vanity pays your bills, while the truly oppressed gorge themselves on what you ignore.  There's plenty left over for a second helping.  Allow me to measure the ounces of vanity dripping from your wound.  Allow me to name your wound; Vanity.

Image source:
 http://picnicatthecathedral.com/2014/08/04/on-almost-missing-charlemagnes-throne-in-the-palatine-chapel-of-aachen-a-mosaic-mouse-and-cookie-king/

I can hear the Atheists applauding. Pleased with themselves and their conquest of Christianity.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/isis-magazine-dabiq-threatens-rome-crusaders-flying-islamic-state-flag-vatican-front-cover-1469712

Huff and puff makes being Catholic a news item

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/12/detroit-mass-mob_n_5967678.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592


A Catholic Church built by Polish immigrants what?  But but what about all the pedo priests and the atrocities committed in the name of God?  How can they leave the building standing?  There must be a very drunk editor that let this story get past their desk.  Someone is going to loose their job for this.

Nicodemus

The misunderstanding, being born again, to dust you shall return.

hidden treasure

October is the month to remember people who lived.  Their lives meant something to those who knew them.  Unknown to the rest of the world but important memories unrecorded.  Unrecorded memories because only some people are deemed important enough to document.  If a person was to consider the contributions of forgotten lives and compare that to a real world that exists today.  The real world that leaves many scratching their head wondering how on earth some people are signed to entertainment contracts.  The real world that is controlled by squeaky wheel issues.  Imagine a doctor being honored for preventing a wound from healing.  Displaying a gruesome gory wound so the doctor is always being talked about.  The doctor is always given a platform to discuss a point of view.  Anyone that dares ask why it has taken so very long for the wound to heal is marginalized.  Political wounds not allowed to heal.  The attention to detail to prevent the natural healing process could be seen as psychotic.  However that type of conversation will never happen.  No matter how obvious the reality presents itself.  No matter how simplistically it is explained.  The notion of free thought will always be a hidden treasure.

It's that time of year to be scary

I can see current and realistic thought is too scary for your stage of mental development.   

What has it been 20 years now?

Gamera

me questioning your values

looks like I'm the fool again

Tom Petty Fooled Again

To: me, From: me

Jawas

When you want to fully immerse yourself into writing

The Moving Wall

http://www.themovingwall2014.com/

THE MOVING WALL COMES TO TEMECULA, OCTOBER 9-13


 History of The Moving Wall The Moving Wall is a 1/2 scale replica of the Vietnam War Memorial in

Washington D.C.and has been touring the U.S. for nearly thirty years. When John Devitt attended the 1982

dedication of the Wall, he felt the positive energy of The Wall.

He vowed to share that experience with those who did not have the opportunity to go to Washington.

John, Norris Shears, Gerry Haver, and other Vietnam veteran volunteers built The Moving Wall

American Muslim Demonstrating

Armed Intruder at the White House Hillary Clinton says "What difference does it make?"

The Obama's were furious.  The armed intruder was upset about being Rickrolled by Nancy Pelosi.  He tried to stymie his rage by watching 10 hour Nyan Cat video for two years which caused him to become sleep deprived.  He wasn't there to harm anyone he was misunderstood and marginalized.  This is a classic case of racial discrimination by evil white people.

California: Governor Brown signs ban on single use plastic bags

Next year there will be an increase in plastic trash can liner usage to replace the single use biodegradable grocery bag.  Most people say they use a biodegradable plastic grocery bag to line a trash can.
Plastic can liners will be banned, since they will be the same nuisance as the biodegradable grocery bag. The water use restriction will have fully kicked in and you won't be able to rinse your trash can out with the hose.  Can someone explain why We the People need Government micromanagement?



 

Three Feet for Safety Act

https://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/vctop/d11/vc21760.htm

V C Section 21760 Three Feet for Safety Act

Three Feet for Safety Act

21760.  (a) This section shall be known and may be cited as the Three Feet for Safety Act.

(b) The driver of a motor vehicle overtaking and passing a bicycle that is proceeding in the same direction on a highway shall pass in compliance with the requirements of this article applicable to overtaking and passing a vehicle, and shall do so at a safe distance that does not interfere with the safe operation of the overtaken bicycle, having due regard for the size and speed of the motor vehicle and the bicycle, traffic conditions, weather, visibility, and the surface and width of the highway.

(c) A driver of a motor vehicle shall not overtake or pass a bicycle proceeding in the same direction on a highway at a distance of less than three feet between any part of the motor vehicle and any part of the bicycle or its operator.

(d) If the driver of a motor vehicle is unable to comply with subdivision (c), due to traffic or roadway conditions, the driver shall slow to a speed that is reasonable and prudent, and may pass only when doing so would not endanger the safety of the operator of the bicycle, taking into account the size and speed of the motor vehicle and bicycle, traffic conditions, weather, visibility, and surface and width of the highway.

(e) (1) A violation of subdivision (b), (c), or (d) is an infraction punishable by a fine of thirty–five dollars ($35).

(2) If a collision occurs between a motor vehicle and a bicycle causing bodily injury to the operator of the bicycle, and the driver of the motor vehicle is found to be in violation of subdivision (b), (c), or (d), a two–hundred–twenty–dollar ($220) fine shall be imposed on that driver.

(f) This section shall become operative on September 16, 2014.

Added Sec. 3, Ch. 331, Stats. 2013. Effective September 16, 2014.

  

'Inbred Inland Empire'

http://www.pe.com/articles/martin-751012-ontario-airport.html?page=1

BY RICHARD K. De ATLEY / STAFF WRITER

Published: Sept. 29, 2014 Updated: 11:05 p.m.

Martin made the “inbred” comments after receiving an email containing a copy of an April 2013 column by Cassie MacDuff of The Press-Enterprise. The email was from Warren Adams, a managing partner at WJ Advisors, a LAWA consultant.

“I thought reporters were supposed to be objective? She has been relentless in her views,” Adams wrote.

“Not in the inbred Inland Empire,” Martin responded

"Eye know an inbred when I see's an inbred" ~Stephen Martin

Stephen Martin, Chief Operating Officer for Los Angeles World Airports

A Marine's Best Friend SEPTEMBER 27, 2014

http://parade.condenast.com/342211/parade/a-marines-best-friend/

Military dogs are often our troops’ first line of defense, sniffing out hidden bombs in some of the most dangerous places on earth. This excerpt from the new book Top Dog by Maria Goodavage recalls the ­sacrifice and bravery of a smart German Shepherd–­Belgian Malinois mix, who led Special Forces ­soldiers onto a battlefield in Afghanistan’s Helmand River valley in March of 2012. But it also captures the loyalty and trust that develop between a dog and her handler and the deep, loving bond that lasts a lifetime.

National Alpaca Farm Days 2014

 a delightful visit

Groundhog dies after escaping NYC mayor's grip

Where are the Atheists?  They will lambaste the tradition of Christmas and not blink an eye toward bizarre rituals like this.


http://www.kswo.com/story/26626756/groundhog-dies-after-escaping-nyc-mayors-grip

This was de Blasio's first time doing the annual ceremony. He wore heavy work gloves on the cold winter day, in part as a safety precaution after Chuck bit Mayor Michael Bloomberg in 2009.

Oklahoma: man beheads woman

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/26/us/oklahoma-beheading/index.html

Jerry Brown's amusement park ride project this idea came to him back when he was hanging around Jim Jones of the People's Temple.

Smash a Crazy Train TODAY and get $25 for gas! Mobil gas station 349 S. Glenoaks Blvd. Burbank

All Aboard ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

A different high speed train project most people are familiar with and will most likely use.
http://www.canv-maglev.com/

Shhhh don't say that three letter word jobs, j-o-b-s, jobs

FedEx released the following statement Tuesday night about the shooting:

“FedEx Ground is aware of the arrest in North Vernon, Ind., and we wish to extend our heartfelt thoughts and condolences to the family and friends of those involved. We are cooperating fully with authorities but have no other information to share at this time.”

http://www.wsmv.com/story/26610524/fedex-delivery-man-accused-of-firing-shot-that-killed-gun-store-owner

ADAPT says it wants to sue Little Rock police over arrest of protesters

 read article here:
http://media-dis-n-dat.blogspot.com/2014/09/adapt-says-it-wants-to-sue-little-rock.html

The ADAPT statement from group organizer Mike Oxford seemed to take issue with those arrests in particular, noting that the sidewalks in Little Rock are not ideal for wheelchairs and can cause them to "get stuck or tip over." Many of the ADAPT demonstrators and a number of those who have been arrested are in wheelchairs.

"We have repeatedly tried to explain to the Little Rock Police that the sidewalks jeopardize many people in our group," Oxford wrote. "Many of the officers have quietly agreed with us that they are a safety hazard yet the city and police administration insist that we must stay on the side walk 'no matter what.'

Which is the bigger problem:

People can't read?

Published writers can't write?

Just like President Obama ”I first learned about it from the same news reports that I think most people learned about this. I think it was on Friday.”

The owner of an upmarket ladies clothing shop called ISIS has become the victim of a hate campaign – after people mistook the business for evil Islamic terrorists.

Read more: 

http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Owner-Malvern-clothing-shop-ISIS-victim-hate/story-22952427-detail/story.html

ISIS ISIS Rah Rah Rah   

Gooooo Team

On the Third World twitter account someone posted a selfie sitting on the kybo

Could this be Cause and Effect of American Journalism techniques:

Throughout this epidemic, public health officials have battled widespread fear and even doubts that the virus exists at all. The deadly attack illustrates the danger that health workers face as they try to spread information about the virus in an effort to control the deadliest Ebola outbreak in history.The attack occurred in an area near where riots broke out last month because people feared that workers disinfecting a market were contaminating people, according to the BBC.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2014/09/18/missing-health-workers-in-guinea-were-educating-villagers-about-ebola-when-they-were-attacked/

Tectonic ideals

Drone in Homeland?

This was hovering over my house today.

Political nonsense ready to wear

We The People need a law on the books that says a politician's bright idea has to be made into a garment and needs to be worn by any politician that supports it.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/the-most-absurd-pieces-of-clothing-for-two#39nr0h6

Planned Parenthood to the rescue. Save the planet from evil white people.

Young Woman Who is Crowdfunding Her Abortion Gets Shut Down By Popular Fundraising Website 

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/health/womens-health/young-woman-who-crowdfunding-her-abortion-gets-shut-down-popular-fundraising

Autumn's Law

"Autumn's Law" - Hold Abusive/Neglectful Parents Accountable

http://www.change.org/p/autumn-s-law-hold-abusive-neglectful-parents-accountable

When a parent/guardian knows or should have known that their child may pose a threat to third persons, it is the parents/guardian’s responsibility to minimize that risk.  A child’s issues are not the responsibility of his/her school, state, teacher, counselor, law enforcement, community, neighbors or church, but instead, the primary responsibility of the child’s parents/guardians. 

When the parents/guardians of a minor murderer are proven to have failed in their parental responsibilities by ignoring warning signs, failing to treat their children’s mental/emotional/behavioral issues and by fail to ensure proper supervision of their child, the parents/guardians actions/lack of actions becomes a contributing factor to the loss of life and lifelong devastation inflicted on their victims and their victims’ families. As such, they should be held criminally responsible. 

orb weaver in her web

You can't see the circular web she is sitting in the center of but it's there.  The wind was blowing her back and forth slightly.  Mother nature decorating for the change of seasons.  My cat went to the big cat house in the sky today.

Shopping Carte Blanche

Homeless, or Consumer?  It's become impossible to tell them apart.

California creature

Just had a strange woman attack my mailbox.  Waiting for the Sheriff to file an incident report.  This woman is the new image of the California Girl.  A Hollywood agent would give her a reality show.  The ideal of a  liberated woman.  A Government nightmare, a politician's dream.  She is a creation of the State of California.  I don't know if she would be able to survive outside of the political climate of California.

*Update the California Girl came back and attacked my mailbox again.  I asked her why she said  "You don't deserve one."  She went through a list of things I'm sure she has used in the past that has gotten some sort of reaction out of people.  When none of that worked she said "You don't belong in Homeland."  I guess she figured this area is only for drug addicts, alcoholics, thieves and ne'er-do-wells.  California is going to get their dream come true because these are the only type of people that are going to be able to survive in this State.

I didn't read the article went straight to the comments,

I had to share this one, because I love bizarre funeral stories.

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/joan-rivers-funeral-somber--bawdy-and-star-studded-151721012.html

Shannon 3 minutes ago

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If it's possible to see your own funeral then I'll bet she was enjoying it.It sure beats my family funerals.After my great-uncle died,everybody got sentimental about his girlfriend who was a sloppy drunk. Nobody wanted them around when he was alive.The family took up a collection for her.She used it to buy booze,got shxtfaced drunk and peed on the floor in front of the casket.My father also said that another great uncle nearly got knocked into the grave when someone punched him during a fight .Sheesh.

Kashkari and Brown Debate

California Gubernatorial Debate - September 4, 2014

I just finished watching the debate.  I thought Kashkari did a good job.  Of course I thought the questions were stupid, but an insight into the two candidates was the point of the debate.  Jerry Brown when asked if there would be another debate, mumbled incoherent nonsense.  Kashkari hammered Brown about how he is going to pay for the high speed rail project.  Which will be by increased gas prices(tax).  What wasn't mentioned is the fact that California gas prices are, for now, being kept (for some reason) artificially low.  Take a trip out of the State of California you will see what I'm talking about.  Jerry Brown made a few strange comments trying to justify his extremely long political career.  Jerry Brown is out of touch with the constraints the ACA has put onto part-time employees.  Jerry Brown tried taking old tired jabs at Neel Kashkari about Wall Street.  Brown was trying to take on the persona of a tent dwelling 99%er.  It was silly and ridiculous, like we are supposed to believe Jerry Brown has no investments and has never made money in the stock market.  Brown even said something about 'sure if you give out money people get behind you'  (a Democrat telling the truth, oh lordy).  I hope there are more debates, but with a different panel of questioners.  Neel Kashkari doesn't come off like a typical politician even though he acts like one by being able to work with opposing political parties.  That seems to be a rarity in the modern world.  California has changed in the last 50 years, the politicians need to update their idea of sustainable economy, and start reading from a new script.

***Jerry Brown has no mention of the debate on any of his social media accounts***

Zombies don't wear helmets.

Dude on a scooter pulls over to put the zombie out of it's misery.

double vision plus one

If you're driving and you start seeing double you should pull over.  If you start seeing triple, you've crossed into another dimension.  The traffic flow can come at you from every angle, your insurance policy is no longer valid.  When you get to the ford, you'll be given a sword you'll have to battle a hydra, retrieve the gold pieces and outrun a pack of hell hounds that will chase you to the edge of a cliff, where you'll have to jump to your death.  While falling you will be startled awake to the same stretch of road your vision blurred.  Your thoughts will be cloudy for remainder of your drive.  You'll want to tell your story without sounding insane.  The chance will never present itself because the issues of the day are smeared thin across the canvas, the voices in unison sound like fingernails on a chalkboard.  Your mouth feels dry and your stomach feels full though you can't remember your last meal.  You find yourself interacting with people that agree with anything you say, even when it's blatantly asinine.

Atomic Age

A chilling sign posted at a gas station

The civil war rages on

  Manners generally are pleasant and can create a sense of ease.  Manners can also be a warning that something unpleasant is about to happen.

Yesterday I was leaving the grocery store.  I got to the door as three extremely large guys walked shoulder to shoulder into the store.  I backed up my cart because they had no intention of allowing me out the door before them.  One of the guys after passing me turned his head, while walking away said  "Excuse me ma'am."  The perception was what I noticed, and the intent.  Their body language did not match the congeniality.  The group of guys didn't look friendly.  If I saw them walking toward me in the parking lot.  I would have definitely taken a different path to avoid them. Maybe you earn street cred each time (you think)
you've convinced someone you're civil while being ironic.  Keeping the options open to look like a doe eyed fawn, or a psychotic killer.

"Goddamn it I said excuse me." said while checking for dirt under the fingernails, after responding to a text message that caused you to bump into the person in front of you. As a side note, if they had any respect for you as a person they would have noticed you were distracted and gotten out of your way.