Prop 47 an attempt to take the glamore out of crime

If Prop 47 passes petty theft will become a punchline.

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victim: What are you going to do take my purse with $949.00 in it?

criminal: Yes

victim: Well at least you didn't rape me.

criminal: $20 for a piece of ass, still under the limit.

victim: ha ha ha You missed your calling as a stand-up comedian.

criminal: I didn't steal anything from you that is the price of admission.

victim: Absolutely. I feel safer already

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criminal: Give me $949.00 out of the register.

sale clerk: You don't want the 99 cents?

criminal:  You just want to slip in extra pennies and turn this into a crime.

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Grand Opening The $950.00 store.  

Nothing under $950.00.  Discounts given at the register for paying customers. 

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Welcome to California 

Your daily theft limit $949.99