Now I know my f p w's

I overheard part of a conversation recently between two people one was asking the other why they were buying a candy bar.  The one claimed the candy bar spoke to her.  I've never conversed with a candy bar so I began to wonder what a candy bar would say.  I thought it was funny because Atheist have done such a good job of bashing Christianity but how do they plan to deal with the people that still long to be connected through talking candy bars.  Maybe they can sell the idea Burkas prevent skin cancer.