double vision plus one

If you're driving and you start seeing double you should pull over.  If you start seeing triple, you've crossed into another dimension.  The traffic flow can come at you from every angle, your insurance policy is no longer valid.  When you get to the ford, you'll be given a sword you'll have to battle a hydra, retrieve the gold pieces and outrun a pack of hell hounds that will chase you to the edge of a cliff, where you'll have to jump to your death.  While falling you will be startled awake to the same stretch of road your vision blurred.  Your thoughts will be cloudy for remainder of your drive.  You'll want to tell your story without sounding insane.  The chance will never present itself because the issues of the day are smeared thin across the canvas, the voices in unison sound like fingernails on a chalkboard.  Your mouth feels dry and your stomach feels full though you can't remember your last meal.  You find yourself interacting with people that agree with anything you say, even when it's blatantly asinine.