Aretha Franklin’s funeral is an invitation-only event; however, the church is allowing the first 1,000 people lined up who are appropriately dressed in for the service.
She walked past security wearing an appropriate gown. Her agent told her she wouldn't be getting paid because it was a memorial. On her way to the stage she found a Hefty waste can liner filled with the beverage container recycling. She hurriedly stashed her gown. Put on and wore the Hefty bag with the recyclables. The Pastor grabbed a flattened plastic water bottle that suspiciously crinkled and crackled. While being told in his ear piece; that singer stole a bag of the pot luck fund recyclables. She molested a donut on her way out of town.
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