10/03/2013

getting uninformed

Police - Was the suspect male or female?
Witness - It's not fair to assign a gender to a person without their permission.
Police - How tall was the suspect?
Witness - Bigger than a bread box.
Police - What color hair did the suspect have?
Witness - It's hard to tell a genetic hair color especially if the eyebrows have been dyed.
Police - Is there anything else you'd like to say?
Witness - Why did you ask so many personal questions about someone I don't know?

sliced cheese left out uncovered


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