Sitcoms for short attention spans and death obsession

In all seriousness this vanity Fair post explains beautifully: The entertainment industry is out of touch with reality.

I'm hearing their cry for help.

Here's a sitcom theme that would only work with a smash up combo of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris laughter.  Every show would be a new cast because each show everyone dies.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/girls-brought-knives-to-school-in-plot-to-kill-classmates-and-drink-their-blood-bartow-middle-school-florida-2018-10-25/