2021 is shaping up to be the year of weird script writing

First there is the Hollywood inside joke:

Actress Tonya Roberts reported as dead, reported as alive.

Then a Four Star General sounds like he's spittin' rhymes

General Colin Powell 2021 quote:

"That Rodney King thing" and later in the interview refers to police officers as cops.

Man in a Suit Dances in Front of a Demolished Building

 

Who needs a hole in the head?

Promoting trepanation. Like Jeffery Dahlmer, Elon Musk is trying to talk people into letting him bore a hole into their skull. Is this a repeat of the Middle Ages? Numerous horror movies have used a drill to terrorize the audience. A band sang a song about a head hole.

The animals tortured before the humans line up.

God help us.

We won't see a proper sacking of a modern city:

The insurance clause.

The paid actors are hired to pretend.

Sven Noah Laws

"I would not look to the U.S. Constitution if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012.  I might look at the Constitution of South Africa" Ruth Bader Ginsburg Feb. 2012

 

Nocturnal Emmission Trading

Huffing a Carbon Credit can make the sky look blue. 

Deviated Septum caused by cocaine abuse

Gavin Newsom

Ron Goldman

Jennifer Siebel Newsom

Nicole Brown Simpson

 

Harvey Weinstein's magical penis canonized for hollywood sainthood

 The magical penis of Harvey Weinstein can be attested to by many a harlot starlet who reached success and name recognition by seeing it in all its pink glory. Oprah speaking as an enlightened messenger recounts how she became a stumbling block. Her moment of being blinded by the magic penis, and being stricken with amnesia. She has been encouraging Nancy Pelosi to seek the magic of that very special pinkish wand to remove the giant goiter she has been covering up with the strategically placed covid mask.

"Me go pee pee in your coke" Ben Meng

 Greetings you fat Americans, this is Ben Meng, fuck you and your taxpaying propositions bahahahaha we fuck you long time, bahahahaha

Cordially bright blessings you fucked idiots

Mr. Ben Meng

CalPERS Chief Investment Officer Ben Meng abruptly resigns after less than 2 years in job BY WES VENTEICHER  

https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/the-state-worker/article244764702.html

SKIP AD

michelob equates itself to God

Just saw a commercial for michelob beer claiming it is God

Pillow Fort

You've heard of the Anarchist Cookbook.

What about the Anarchist Erection.

Weighing in on the politics of body fat

A lawmaker expresses an opinion on body weight.
Putting a visual judgement into words.

Is it illegal to be fat?

Are you a fat daughter/son of a lawmaker?

Are you a fat lawmaker?

Are you a fat voter?
Are you a fat taxpayer?

Speaker of the House calls President of the United States morbidly obese.

Oh so now Nancy Pelosi's words aren't monumentally important. She really has no clout? Which is it?

disturbing use of the word emergency

global health emergency

https://www.who.int/westernpacific/about/how-we-work/programmes/who-health-emergencies-programme
Ensuring WHO's work in emergencies is effectively managed, sustainably financed, adequately staffed and operationally ready to fulfil its mission

sexual emergency

When is this gonna happen?

When are news and media outlets going to start talking about how the W.H.O. and the C.D.C failed to inform the public, in a timely manner.

Make love, not news

CBS needs to label their costume props better.

They put  Ruth Bader Ginsburg's glasses on Kim Jong Un

@ 4:09

Plandemic and look-a-likes

I doubt you'll see Dr. Barbara Ferrer, and Gil Garcetti in the same room.  I'm looking forward to reading his book about how OJ got hyped up on arthritis medicine, for his hands, and carved up two people like Easter ham.  

Bill Gates needs to crawl back into the hole he normally hides in.

Bill Gates with his roux fanci full hair rinse, his voice sounds like Kermit the Frog. Anderson Cooper told Bill Gates they misspelled computer. Bill Gates thinks he's on the show to talk about computer virus.

Shut down Amazon and see how fast Covid19 stops being an invisible boogeyman

Word association

What comes to mind when you read:
Santa Cruz California
Serial killers, safe-at-home looting

Nominations for "Most Likely to Help Load People on a Train"

I nominate Jay Carney as most likely to become a train conductor.

Yesterday in California a train engine was driven off a piece of track that went nowhere. The script writers are claiming some stupid idea, whoever won the creative writing contest should be the only one retelling their story.