2/17/2021

No Context The Vacuum

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Borrowed my computer - after returned - the search history:

Porn,  Pinterist

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I just learned your mom is a guy with a unambiguous alias

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Dispatch:

Is his build small, medium, or large? 

Caller: 

He's built like Barney

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You dropped my milk, I bought you dinner, when I said don't come back, you laughed like I was making a joke. Your degree didn't teach how to know what's true. Here's a hint: don't enter a person's home to decide how they should live, it's not your business.

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"are you going to cry?"

"did you ask if I'm going to cry?"

"no I said do you need a hug?"

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