Interviewer (WAY) - David you look like a ten years old wearing a fake beard. How do you manage to not grow up?
David Horsey - I eat crayons and shit rainbows.
Interviewer (WAY) - Impressive you've managed to make a career for yourself through anal fixation. When did you start working as a fashion critic?
David Horsey - It was in October 2012. Candy Crowley defended my President from the evil white devil. It was such a magical moment for me. I realized in that moment I was an hors d'oeuvre on a banquet table at a party hosted by Candy Crowley.
Interviewer (WAY) - How did you decide between foot fetish and soccer mom kink?
David Horsey - I haven't. I'm seeing where the soccer mom path leads. It's not original so it seemed like a safe deviation. You know I'm not a trailblazer. My anal fixation requires a predictable outcome.
Interviewer (WAY) - Until next time remember Who Asked You.
Interviewer (WAY) - How did you decide between foot fetish and soccer mom kink?
David Horsey - I haven't. I'm seeing where the soccer mom path leads. It's not original so it seemed like a safe deviation. You know I'm not a trailblazer. My anal fixation requires a predictable outcome.
Interviewer (WAY) - Until next time remember Who Asked You.
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