George Clooney writes a poem

I find it hard.

I find it hard watching sports,

I find it hard watching movies,

I find it hard watching entertainment elites,

I find it hard sitting in my idling car as my massive security gate opens, (because of the carbon emissions I create, not because I'm trying to keep criminals out)

whilst I eat Doritos and not make my dick orange.

My orange dick reminds me of Trump and that makes me hard too.

As you know the nephew of Rosemary Clooney is white.  Which means he is a racist, k k k, and nazi, like all white people.