10/21/2014

Why aren't adult diapers marketed toward everyone with a busy lifestyle

If you eat or drink something it is going to come out.  Simple logic right?  If you are sick it is probably going to come out faster, right?  If you are on medication it might come out more often.  Don't wait until the last explosive second, when it turns into a dire emergency.   

I want to add to the list of certainties in life:
  • death
  • taxes
  • bowel movements
  • urination

10/18/2014

The conceptual radar

let's just say a few ideas go unnoticed.  Only being able to identify something you are aware of makes many things invisible, important things, simple things.  Things that allow one to navigate murky issues.  Passed along from generation to generation forgotten people speak to other forgotten people, always ending with shhhhhhhhh.

10/17/2014

President’s Latest Executive Order…’Expired Ebola Victims Will Be Allowed To Vote’

"...vowed to fight anyone looking to block deceased voters from exercising their last right."


http://satireworld.com/politics-2/201410161639/presidents-latest-executive-order-expired-ebola-victims-will-be-allowed-to-vote/



BatBoy expressed concerns about his cousins being labelled with the derogatory term fruit, and blamed TVP for the ebola outbreak.

10/15/2014

How to survive in the modern world

Talk, act, and reason like a 12 year old and you'll be just fine.  Remember back when everything seemed wonderful, and life was easy?

without a threshold

When darkening the doorway she wondered, does this shadow make me look fat?

recipe for a strange cookie

Take one human
Place on planet earth
Turn once daily (24 hours)
Put human in various situations to acquire knowledge
Ask human various questions
If human answers correctly (demonstrating intelligence), refrain from reacting as to not allow human to know they are correct.
Treat human like they are invisible.
It won't take long for human to become a strange cookie.
No baking or refrigeration required.
Enjoy your strange cookie from a distance with a glass of milk.
Sleep well, sweet dreams, earthlings.

A smorgasbord of what you ignore

Supposedly an internet video caused the siege on the compound in Benghazi Libya.  Videos released of masked men supposedly beheading people.  People making videos of young adults and teenagers violently attacking ordinary people, just for fun.  Does this create better humans?  Does this make the world a better place?  Does the camera stop anyone from behaving badly, or does the camera just cause more bad behavior.  Does the camera capture the true essence of the human condition or does it capture an evil design.  Does the camera give voice to a voiceless entity, a body to a disembodied reality.  If the camera creates a life out of nothing where can I see this reality in the real world?  If the camera makes real the supernatural why can't it survive without an electric cord or a battery?
Vanity pays your bills, while the truly oppressed gorge themselves on what you ignore.  There's plenty left over for a second helping.  Allow me to measure the ounces of vanity dripping from your wound.  Allow me to name your wound; Vanity.



Image source:
 http://picnicatthecathedral.com/2014/08/04/on-almost-missing-charlemagnes-throne-in-the-palatine-chapel-of-aachen-a-mosaic-mouse-and-cookie-king/

10/12/2014

10/11/2014

hidden treasure

October is the month to remember people who lived.  Their lives meant something to those who knew them.  Unknown to the rest of the world but important memories unrecorded.  Unrecorded memories because only some people are deemed important enough to document.  If a person was to consider the contributions of forgotten lives and compare that to a real world that exists today.  The real world that leaves many scratching their head wondering how on earth some people are signed to entertainment contracts.  The real world that is controlled by squeaky wheel issues.  Imagine a doctor being honored for preventing a wound from healing.  Displaying a gruesome gory wound so the doctor is always being talked about.  The doctor is always given a platform to discuss a point of view.  Anyone that dares ask why it has taken so very long for the wound to heal is marginalized.  Political wounds not allowed to heal.  The attention to detail to prevent the natural healing process could be seen as psychotic.  However that type of conversation will never happen.  No matter how obvious the reality presents itself.  No matter how simplistically it is explained.  The notion of free thought will always be a hidden treasure.

10/10/2014

It's that time of year to be scary

I can see current and realistic thought is too scary for your stage of mental development.   
What has it been 20 years now?






10/01/2014

The Moving Wall

http://www.themovingwall2014.com/

THE MOVING WALL COMES TO TEMECULA, OCTOBER 9-13


 History of The Moving Wall The Moving Wall is a 1/2 scale replica of the Vietnam War Memorial in

Washington D.C.and has been touring the U.S. for nearly thirty years. When John Devitt attended the 1982

dedication of the Wall, he felt the positive energy of The Wall.

He vowed to share that experience with those who did not have the opportunity to go to Washington.

John, Norris Shears, Gerry Haver, and other Vietnam veteran volunteers built The Moving Wall

American Muslim Demonstrating


Armed Intruder at the White House Hillary Clinton says "What difference does it make?"

The Obama's were furious.  The armed intruder was upset about being Rickrolled by Nancy Pelosi.  He tried to stymie his rage by watching 10 hour Nyan Cat video for two years which caused him to become sleep deprived.  He wasn't there to harm anyone he was misunderstood and marginalized.  This is a classic case of racial discrimination by evil white people.

California: Governor Brown signs ban on single use plastic bags

Next year there will be an increase in plastic trash can liner usage to replace the single use biodegradable grocery bag.  Most people say they use a biodegradable plastic grocery bag to line a trash can.
Plastic can liners will be banned, since they will be the same nuisance as the biodegradable grocery bag. The water use restriction will have fully kicked in and you won't be able to rinse your trash can out with the hose.  Can someone explain why We the People need Government micromanagement?



 



Three Feet for Safety Act

https://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/vctop/d11/vc21760.htm

V C Section 21760 Three Feet for Safety Act

Three Feet for Safety Act

21760.  (a) This section shall be known and may be cited as the Three Feet for Safety Act.
(b) The driver of a motor vehicle overtaking and passing a bicycle that is proceeding in the same direction on a highway shall pass in compliance with the requirements of this article applicable to overtaking and passing a vehicle, and shall do so at a safe distance that does not interfere with the safe operation of the overtaken bicycle, having due regard for the size and speed of the motor vehicle and the bicycle, traffic conditions, weather, visibility, and the surface and width of the highway.
(c) A driver of a motor vehicle shall not overtake or pass a bicycle proceeding in the same direction on a highway at a distance of less than three feet between any part of the motor vehicle and any part of the bicycle or its operator.
(d) If the driver of a motor vehicle is unable to comply with subdivision (c), due to traffic or roadway conditions, the driver shall slow to a speed that is reasonable and prudent, and may pass only when doing so would not endanger the safety of the operator of the bicycle, taking into account the size and speed of the motor vehicle and bicycle, traffic conditions, weather, visibility, and surface and width of the highway.
(e) (1) A violation of subdivision (b), (c), or (d) is an infraction punishable by a fine of thirty–five dollars ($35).
(2) If a collision occurs between a motor vehicle and a bicycle causing bodily injury to the operator of the bicycle, and the driver of the motor vehicle is found to be in violation of subdivision (b), (c), or (d), a two–hundred–twenty–dollar ($220) fine shall be imposed on that driver.
(f) This section shall become operative on September 16, 2014.
Added Sec. 3, Ch. 331, Stats. 2013. Effective September 16, 2014.