Never underestimate the power of a town crier

Deborah Ramirez the winner of the super duper victim of last century, within the traditional proclamation of the town crier.  She was camera shy back in her college days and never stepped up to receive her award. But now she is stronger, more confident and willing to admit her absolute victim hood to the world.

Not only was she forced to turn the cup up and down and swallow the alcohol.  She was forced to touch a dildo and a penis with her virginal Catholic hand before it touched her.

After all the victiminess, the town crier magically appears, as they are known to do. He proclaims in an echoing voice to carry far and wide:

Brett Kavanaugh just put his penis in Debbie's face

Deborah received her prize of a pair of donkey dick handle grips for her bike. No way a perfect victim like her could have survived car sales personnel or loan agents.