http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/30/canadian-priest-claims-gambled-funds-for-iraqi-refugees
Sounds reasonable a Catholic Priest during Holy Week would gamble for the Seamless Garment.
3/30/2016
A red bug on a Gopher Snake tail
I have to wonder do snakes have tails? or is their entire body a snake?
3/29/2016
Jaywalking at night wearing all black on Hwy 74 in Hemet. The latest trend.
It's surreal driving and having people just appear in your headlines like ghosts. They stand in lanes outside the illumination of the headlights. They approach from the sidewalk walking or on a bicycle. They move in fast as you driving by so they are standing right next to your vehicle as you pass them. If you get startled by one and move to the next lane you could easily hit one. As you drive forward they move toward your car. I'm not sure if it is a game they are playing. If they are looking to get hit for an insurance claim. The only want to remain hidden until your vehicle is close enough to hit them.
Glamping...
Glamorous camping. I found an article online talking about glamping. There is a website dedicated to the experience:
http://www.glamping.com/
Could this mean an end to homelessness across America? Maybe someone could set up a business where people can book vacations to homeless encampments across the country. You could get the intravenous drug experience by paying extra to inject saline like a junkie. Go panhandling, shoplifting, crapping in parking lot planters, and jaywalking at night wearing all black clothing (which has become really popular in Hemet)
The jaywalking at night really needs it's own blog post.
http://www.glamping.com/
Could this mean an end to homelessness across America? Maybe someone could set up a business where people can book vacations to homeless encampments across the country. You could get the intravenous drug experience by paying extra to inject saline like a junkie. Go panhandling, shoplifting, crapping in parking lot planters, and jaywalking at night wearing all black clothing (which has become really popular in Hemet)
The jaywalking at night really needs it's own blog post.
3/28/2016
Prehistoric Easter Egg hunt in Orange, Connecticut in honor of the brutal nature of this season.
A holiday steeped in traditional Raptor behavior taking eggs wildly foraging.
All were having a good time the Pachycephalosaurus showed up and started headbutting everyone.
Jesus showed up before ascending to retrieve His heavenly body. The humans in attendance behaving as predicted. Once again no one was let down. Everyone was relieved to see the social engineering of love and kindness hadn't officially taken hold and mayhem ensued.
How many Christian martyrs does it take for Pope Francis to change a light bulb?
"more blood, more blood safe behind the wall, drooling for more blood behind that wall"
3/25/2016
MENIFEE: Kindergarten play canceled after audience altercation
A verbal altercation turned into pushing and shoving, Vasquez said. At some point, the play was canceled and authorities were called to the school.
http://www.pe.com/articles/school-797971-menifee-incident.html
http://www.pe.com/articles/school-797971-menifee-incident.html
I think I might be cynical
Went to see Zootopia yesterday. No death, no Jesus, no drops of blood. (no where to spray the luminol) Disney tying up the loose ends of years of social engineering. Can anyone let me borrow their finger to tighten up this bow on the package?
A worthy effort Disney but...
FAMILY OF TEEN-AGER STABBED AT DISNEYLAND FILES $60 MILLION LAWSUIT
AP
Published: April 13, 1981
Disney Arrogance - The Death of Mel Yorba
3/24/2016
When to say "You need Jesus"
This chair showed up last night in the parking where I work. I said "That's the Devil's chair" not sure what made me think that. Perhaps the type of customers that had been in the store. Maybe because it's close to Easter. I'd imagine he gets lonely and frustrated dealing with the folks that are attracted to him. Having to maintain composer, suppressing his real intentions. Sitting on his throne. A cheap executive chair on wheels in a dimly lit parking lot. Petty thieves, drug deals. The occasionally misguided, the poor choices, the easy answer. Stand before that throne. How we trivialize overwhelmed emotions, to not see, to not know. The dark the cold the grave.
One of the customer's said He is Risen, after I said Happy Easter to her.
3/21/2016
Hand's free bacon moustache exclusively at Denny's
I think the waiter's hand's free bacon moustache was better than the one pictured. The particle board wood smoke flavoring was fitting. Especially since the cook refuses to read the order correctly. Relying solely on protocols taught during training. Everyone gets tomato slices with a burger. Eggs over easy and bacon with a pancake order.
3/20/2016
Free Helicopter rides for lazy backpackers FREE EVERYTHING, ALL FREE, ALL THE TIME. Welcome to California. Free Helicopter rides
SAN GORGONIO MOUNTAIN: Three hikers rescued by helicopter
Three lost lazy hikers were flown by helicopter off San Gorgonio Mountain Sunday morning, March 20, after they reported made up the story about the possibility of altitude sickness.
The search and rescue unit of San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department was notified at 8:07 a.m. Sunday of three lost lazy hikers, said spokesperson Jody Miller.
The initial report said the hikers -- it was not clear how many -- were feeling unwell, possibly due to the elevation, Miller said.
The man and two women were found at a campsite and flown to Highway 38 near Valley of the Falls, where they were taken to their vehicle in good condition (relieved they didn't have to walk all the way down and drove off without nary a symptom), Miller said.
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Weird the article says nothing about whether this group had an Adventure pass or the proper permits needed for hiking. Seems highly unlikely an inexperienced group of hikers would have made it that far up by 8:00 A.M. Too much left out in this piece.
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additional information:
For day use a permit is required on any of the trails in the San Gorgonio Wilderness. These are free and self-issued. If camping overnite anywhere within the San Gorgonio Wilderness a permit is required. The permits can be obtained at the Ranger Station in Mentone, 34701 Mill Creek Rd. You can also request via fax at (909) 794-1125. The Barton Flats Visitor Center on Hywy 38 and the Fawnskin Ranger Station in Big Bear also can issue these permits. New phone # 909-382-2882
If you want a permit for Vivian for a dayhike on the weekend in the summertime, you must get it 3-4 weeks in advance. South Fork camps such as Dry and Dollar Lakes are also filling several weeks in advance.
If you want to hike during the week, you have a better chance of getting a permit.
Self-issue permits aren't always available - they oftentimes run out, or get stolen. So we recommend getting your permit in advance! Please allow at least 72 hours for processing of permits.
And as a reminder, self-issue permits are only good for that day.
In addition to the wilderness permits an Adventure Pass is required for each vehicle. These can be obtained from any of the ranger stations or from many of the local merchants. According to "tarol" Adventure Passes are now required at only the Vivian, Momyer, and South Fork Trailheads - the other SG Wilderness Trailheads are free.
If you want a permit for Vivian for a dayhike on the weekend in the summertime, you must get it 3-4 weeks in advance. South Fork camps such as Dry and Dollar Lakes are also filling several weeks in advance.
If you want to hike during the week, you have a better chance of getting a permit.
Self-issue permits aren't always available - they oftentimes run out, or get stolen. So we recommend getting your permit in advance! Please allow at least 72 hours for processing of permits.
And as a reminder, self-issue permits are only good for that day.
In addition to the wilderness permits an Adventure Pass is required for each vehicle. These can be obtained from any of the ranger stations or from many of the local merchants. According to "tarol" Adventure Passes are now required at only the Vivian, Momyer, and South Fork Trailheads - the other SG Wilderness Trailheads are free.
3/18/2016
Man from La Mancha the Original Anti-Environmentalist
SAN BERNARDINO: Man stabs girlfriend's ex with knife sharpener
Maybe he did a cartwheel
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Tickets on sale:
3/17/2016
Steampunk Festival
PERRIS: Steampunk festival returns to Orange Empire Railway Museum
The Iron Horse - Family Steampunk Carnivale returns to the Orange Empire Railway Museum on March 19-20.
http://www.pe.com/articles/steampunk-797331-zanin-museum.html
3/16/2016
Test Drive Leaves Car Salesman Dead,
Test Drive Leaves Car Salesman Dead, Driver Facing DUI Terrorism Charges
Witnesses say the red Corvette was driving around 70 mph when it crashed into (strategically hit on the passenger side) a tree Tuesday.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/test-drive-kills-salesman_us_56cdb160e4b0ec6725e47c27
3/15/2016
Donald Trump resurrecting the dead
Donald Trump has been resurrecting dead careers since June 16, 2016.
He's brought Hitler back to life. He reorganized the KKK. I even read Satan had his tailor alter a suit that was fitting too snug from over indulging in souls since the turn of the century.
He's brought Hitler back to life. He reorganized the KKK. I even read Satan had his tailor alter a suit that was fitting too snug from over indulging in souls since the turn of the century.
3/13/2016
"The sixties are back with a shitty sound track"
"The sixties are back with a shitty sound track" My friend said that yesterday I thought it was perfect and hilarious. She added Satan is probably shaking his head saying " There is nothing left for me to do ... might as well go home". I said "I think he is gonna to stay around to make sure no one blames crappy music on him". Satan's saying "I'm gonna start praying for you because I don't want to be stuck listening to this crap for eternity".
3/12/2016
3/11/2016
HEMET: 3 injured
http://www.pe.com/articles/injured-796613-shooting-morning.html
Published: March 10, 2016 Updated: 9:50 p.m.
Update with details about shooting and those injured
A late night fight between members of different gangs near a Hemet apartment complex left three people injured Wednesday, March 9, authorities said.
Police say they arrived to an apartment complex in the 200 block of South Yale Street about 11:39 p.m. and found a woman with a broken hip and two people with gunshot-related wounds.
The woman whose hip was broken had reportedly jumped from the second story window of an apartment after hearing the sound of gunfire.
A man found in the complex's courtyard area had suffered multiple gunshot wounds to his hip and groin areas, and a minor found outside the complex suffered a laceration to her arm from being grazed by a bullet, police say.
All three people suffered non-life-threatening injuries and were taken to hospitals for treatment, according to a Hemet police news release.
Police say gunfire erupted after a verbal dispute between members of either two or three different gangs.
Witnesses say the alleged gang members had been arguing on and off throughout the day, the release says.
Another person who could have been involved in the dispute reportedly arrived to the San Gorgonio Memorial Hospital emergency room around 2:30 a.m. Thursday with a gunshot wound to his shoulder, according to the release.
Hemet police officers asked that the person be held until they could arrive to the hospital and question him, the release says, but that person had fled the hospital before they arrived.
Hemet police detectives are still investigating the shooting and are asking that anyone who might have seen what happened, or who has information, contact Cpl Gabe Gomez at 951-765-7329.
Contact the writers: 951-368-9567, amillerbernd@pe.com or @annieanyway on Twitter; 951-368-9693, agroves@pe.com or @AlexDGroves on Twitter.
3/09/2016
a con artist meets an artist
Monotone voices
making demands
misunderstanding
glow in the dark paint
weird days and more
con artist failure
bike without a lock
handicap parking
lip reading mishap
What happens when a con artist meets a hearing impaired woman with a sense of humor. The con artist has to try and look competent while dealing with bad lip reading. The con artist relies heavily on being misunderstood, but not quite like this.
making demands
misunderstanding
glow in the dark paint
weird days and more
con artist failure
bike without a lock
handicap parking
lip reading mishap
What happens when a con artist meets a hearing impaired woman with a sense of humor. The con artist has to try and look competent while dealing with bad lip reading. The con artist relies heavily on being misunderstood, but not quite like this.
3/07/2016
3/05/2016
The slow parade
The people in power our entire lifetime. It's like a slow parade we are forced to be spectators. The leaves fall each year. The view never changes. Glass shatter, styled to show the statue hasn't died. The Blue Fairy can't make your wooden legs real, no matter how much money you have. Cold damp castle walls, an elaborate storage shed, feelings go unnoticed. Toys lose their life while waiting in the bin. "Blue Fairy make me a real boy" the Queen asks. Not realizing yet no one has ever listened to her. Her dream of becoming a real boy, and leaving the playhouse castle. The doorman snail, the slow parade, rapid thinking becomes exhaustive. Sleep will help finish the story.
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3/04/2016
flip your wig, wigging out, fright wig, flip top wig?
What I find most shocking. I can't find a video of a flip top wig. Somehow it seems to be a comedy staple, but I don't know why. I can't recall where I've seen one. Could this be evidence of an implanted memory conspiracy?
3/03/2016
What happens when Yelp get's a bad Yelp review?
Same as any business that gets a bad Yelp review.
Different scenarios each getting the same result.
Raped by the CEO