You might be a racist:

You might be a racist if you were raised by two parents.
You might be a racist if you were raised by the two people who created you.
You might be a racist if your family didn't have a gardener.
You might be a racist if your family didn't have a housekeeper.
You might be a racist if your family didn't have a nanny.
You might be a racist if your family went to church on Sunday.
You might be a racist if your family corrected your grammar.
You might be a racist if your family celebrates Christmas, Easter, Fourth of July, Halloween, and Thanksgiving.
You might be a racist if you know the pledge of allegiance.
You might be a racist if you say the pledge of allegiance in public.
You might be a racist if you treat your pets like they are family.
You might be a racist if you play music at a reasonable decibel.