Breaking of the Giant Cracker

An interesting phenomenon is about to take place in Oklahoma next month.  A Black Mass is scheduled for the autumn equinox.   While the majority of people will be enjoying the kinetic energy in the Fall air.  This crispy bunch of saltines will be breaking crackers in the basement.  It will be just like mom's house.  Christian haters unite to mumble and bow to the Goat Man.   Projecting their evil whiteness on to the community.  After the ceremony there will be a meet and greet over aborted fetus pate on whole wheat crackers and apple juice.  Sign up for the sacrifice of the month club you could win a chance to have intercourse on an altar with the congregation.  (you don't need to be a virgin to apply, have an STD? if not you're gonna get one here.)  

Headbutting for Satan, lock horns with evil whiteness.