One guest was stoned for cheating on her husband. Another was beheaded for not denouncing her Christian faith. A female circumcision had the crowd chanting Jerry Jerry Jerry because they thought she was just getting her labia pierced. All in all the show was a great success. A suicide bomber blew up off set because he was standing too close to the stage lights. A Stage manager was treated for minor burns. Most of the audience questions were directed at the disembodied head which spoke quite eloquently about 3 hours. When it stiffened up and quit oozing it was tossed like a beach ball around the stadium.
On the third day God created marijuana, on the 13,749985035 day God created the cellphone. Pope Francis told the crowd martyrdom looks great on an application for sainthood.
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