Rodney takes a short cut

 The six drainage canals under the freeway, would cut off 7 miles of walking. The wildlife camera captured the images of Rodney crawling on hands and knees covered in cobwebs exiting the drain pipe. The paranormal internet channel posted the images saying it was a ghost. Last I heard Rodney had secured a ride, but the plans fell apart. It was a verbal agreement the necessary deposit wasn't received. Someone should let Rodney know about the internet fame. It will pair nicely with that blessed life.