A short list of personality types you'll encounter in real life, why do these traits get omitted in resumes and online profiles?

I enjoy going to random parties and getting roofied. 

I enjoy misleading people by withholding information.

I'm excellent at exploiting people through gossiping about nonsense that endears me to gullible people.

My spirituality requires me to dismiss confusion I create, as your negative energy.

I know how to get information to plot against you.

I am efficient at blaming other people, by creating implicating traps.

I am able to lie about anything, for any reason, even if it becomes obvious I'm lying.