Nancy Pelosi and the divine spark

Nancy Pelosi invites the divine sparks to light the candles on her grand daughters birthday cake.

They got sugared up on cake and ice cream and played pin the tail on the donkey.  Blindfolded one of the divine sparks pinned the tail to Nancy.  It was a joyous occasion.  The divine spark won a prize since in fact the tail was put on a donkey. The prize was dual citizenship, voting rights, education, food, housing, medical, and a social security number, drivers license, the option to open a business tax free for 10 years, using grant money.  A job as a public school teacher under the J-1 visa program.