Elon Musk to star in his own porn movie

Titled: Willy Wanker

In it he's going to recreate the white room covered in beans and chocolate from The Who's Tommy.  He will play the female role as well.  

When asked why he was combining two movie remakes into one. Elon responded by pulling a green dot card out of his rectum (without a wince) slid the magnetic strip between lips.  

"I wanted to be the first.  No one as ever remade a movie into a porno and used a cameo scene based on chocolate.  

It will revolutionize the remake industry".  The movie will be 15 minutes long.  Elon is creating cream filled chocolate penis candy.  He's encouraging consumers to take selfies of eating his chocolate dicks.  He's discouraging people from wasting canned beans because of world hunger.  He will be donating the used beans from his recreated scene to food banks across the USA.