looking for my pot of gold?

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Upside Down text generator:

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get one free ass beating by Larry

Retail of the future

I've been thinking about the future of retail.  You will need some sort of  account to conduct business. You'll have to log into an account and the transaction will be stored electronically.  Or just by passing through the door your id will be scanned with a time date stamp.  Anyhow I haven't really played with the idea much.   I'm just trying to decipher a strange dream I had recently.  The customer and employee where separated by a computer terminal.  Business was conducted through the computer not direct human to human contact.

This pitch is called The Laughing Fuzzball

Angry mob castrates Papua New Guinea’s cult leader ‘Black Jesus’

AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE
02 SEP 2013 AT 07:59 ET    

http://www.rawstory.com/2013/09/angry-mob-castrates-papua-new-guineas-cult-leader-black-jesus/

scientific method in pictures

  solving the mystery of how Sue got three broken ribs and a torn tendon.

masculine energy

Sometimes when you encounter a dynamic person it's impossible to not be affected by them.  Yesterday I experienced three dynamic men.  The energy level was changed immediately.  Masculine energy that is balanced is interesting because while it doesn't overwhelm it occupies a great deal of space.  It can be slightly intimidating but not terrorizing.  It creates well defined concepts and uncertainty.  It creates finality, and starting points.  It encapsulates and frees.  It's intriguing to experience.  Opposed to imbalanced masculine energy that creates terror, fear, destruction, confusion, dependency, and helplessness.  I didn't realize I was going to write any of this when I set out to create this post.

Maybe Jesus is Polish?

someone posted this comment:

Matthew Franke To be honest the first time I saw this, I thought it was Weird Al Yankovic.

well?

Don't speak the enemy's language

Page 22, 5th September 1987 Rome (going backward)

http://archive.thetablet.co.uk/article/5th-september-1987/22/rome

The behaviour of Poles in St Peter's Square also comes in for criticism from Fr Hejmo. He says: "It is embarrassing to watch our people using physical force to get into general audiences and to hear their answer, 'Papa Polacco', when rebuked by the guards"; and adds: "Our pride in the Pope should also mean that we stay in our country, to maintain what can be maintained and endeavour to save what can be saved."

It can be safely assumed that Fr Hejmo is echoing the Pope's feelings here. Indeed, when in Poland in June the Pope spoke of the need to create appropriate conditions at home so that people would not seek to emigrate.

motion

Foreigner Fool for you Anyway

Men-s-tru-a-tion: blood clots and heavy flow

When Bruce became Caitlyn, she declared "I'm the new normal".  Nothing new about pretending people do it all the time.  Making a female, or feminine presentation, okay new? normal? hmmm men dressing up like women new?  Nothing new with any of that.  A man wanting to menstruate that is a new concept.  I wonder if science is researching ways to make that happen.  Or is that just one of those inconveniences that can be done away with.

I can't decide what to wear to that job interview.

(planning for a provocative lawsuit)

Oh, what to wear, 

Weird diversion article

One-Percent Jokes and Plutocrats in Drag: What I Saw When I Crashed a Wall Street Secret Society

By Kevin Roose

February 18, 201412:05 a.m.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/02/i-crashed-a-wall-street-secret-society.html


I read this article it was weird.  The author leads the reader to the conclusion we should feel sorry for these people because they live isolated existences.  The whole time I kept thinking of how controlled the economy is by people that owe everything to the bonds they share with their frat brothers and sorority sisters.  Not just this secret society, but all secret society bonds.

Medieval Reactions on twitter

A humorous look at how dull art has become since the Middle Ages:

https://twitter.com/medievalreacts

Something weird is happening

The past few years when a property sells in my neighborhood.  It just sits there vacant.  The property is maintained, but no one moves in.  When I look at the property tax website the mailing address is to another State but a few are for neighboring cities.  One property had a for sale sign on it more than a year.  Several people I know called to inquire about the property without any response. They are looking for investors not families to purchase homes here.

Recently in town I talked with a guy who was a strange character.  My immediate reaction to people I don't know. I automatically assume they are a serial killer.  After talking to him awhile, I was convinced he was a serial killer and he probably would have killed me if it weren't for all the witnesses.  Anyhow he was just odd.  To be odd and end up in Hemet shouldn't be such a surprise, but it was.  I'm sure talking to me was sobering because usually I ask numerous stupid questions and he couldn't get a word in edgewise.  He was trying to figure me out thinking he was saying the right things and the convo got awkward.  I'm sure he wanted to slash my throat but he knew it won't further his cause, or satisfy his need to kill.  He most liking mangled an ornamental shrubbery with his bowie knife after his encounter with me.

Anyhow something weird is happening. I just have to wait and see.

First he was Irish now he is Jewish?

http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/obama-peeved-jews-dont-appreciate-him-im-the-closest-thing-to-a-jew/2015/06/02/

Here’s the Obama quote, which comes from Axelrod:

‘You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office. For people to say that I am anti-Israel, or, even worse, anti-Semitic, it hurts.’

Here are some family photos of Obama's other would be sons:

His Irish son

 His Jewish son

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If Abercrombie & Fitch hired that girl with the headscarf she would have clocked in and started bitching about the music.

Olympic Committee planning to make Head lobbing an official Olympic Sport

The Druids will be officiating this portion of the event.  They are finalizing the rules of the sport.  The decapitated bodies will be frozen and donated to science in an effort to appease the squeamish.  Participants can opt out and check the martyr box.  They will be given a proper burial.  The family will receive an Official martyr certificate in a wall mount frame from the Vatican.  The martyr's name will be put into the Sainthood raffle.  If they are chosen they will become a saint after three miracles are documented in their name.  If the head starts to prophesize it will become the sole property of the Druid committee and be kept at an undisclosed location.