Olympic Committee planning to make Head lobbing an official Olympic Sport

The Druids will be officiating this portion of the event.  They are finalizing the rules of the sport.  The decapitated bodies will be frozen and donated to science in an effort to appease the squeamish.  Participants can opt out and check the martyr box.  They will be given a proper burial.  The family will receive an Official martyr certificate in a wall mount frame from the Vatican.  The martyr's name will be put into the Sainthood raffle.  If they are chosen they will become a saint after three miracles are documented in their name.  If the head starts to prophesize it will become the sole property of the Druid committee and be kept at an undisclosed location.