Han Solo attempts to suicide bomb a golf course in his Millennial Falcon

Hollywood stars were role playing and things went awry.   Hervé Villechaize pointed to the sky and said "Der plane, der plane".  If things went off as planned the was going to be carrying Chippendale dances who were going to parachute from the plane while the Weather Girls sang it's raining men.  Han Solo has been cryogenically frozen so he can stay in character until the details are worked out for actual event.  The Chippendale dancers are finalizing their contract.  The controversy over how the dancers will be compensated.  Without a live audience no one will be stuffing bills into their shorts.