Cool Odd Easter images

image source
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Solar Power Plant in Hemet Calif

A Solar Power Plant next to Hemet Ryan airport.

Acacia and Sanderson

http://www.cityofhemet.org/DocumentCenter/View/2757

Still Life

unrelated items that don't interact

cat paw, flip phone, SD plug, tape measure

nerf penis

spider eating a green worm

Driving while Inbred

I finally figured out why drivers in Riverside County don't respond correctly when seeing a turn signal.  The correct response is to slow down and allow the driver with their blinker on to merge.  However the majority of drivers in Riv. County are cross-eyed from inbreeding. They see two lights flashing and think it is some idiot driving with their flashers on.

Paul Young Come Back and Stay

It's a girl

Hillary Clinton wants Mandatory Fun for all? Are We Having Fun Yet?

Hillary Clinton thinks making peoples lives miserable is fun

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-03-19/hillary-clinton-let-s-go-camping

He daughter Chelsea at "age 8,  picked a German-language camp "because daddy studied German in college." 

Chelsea's week at German camp in Michigan was "the worst week," 

Hillary Clinton Wants to Send Citizens to Camps—Fun Camps!

Politician famous for humorlessness says we have a "fun deficit."

http://reason.com/blog/2015/03/19/hillary-clinton-wants-to-send-citizens-t



Image source:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extermination_camp

Is there a proper way to apologize?

I have some thoughts on the matter.

Saying sorry means I acknowledge there is a problem.  It also means I want to continue guessing what the problem.  It also means (I think) I know what caused this and I don't want any additional input from you because (I think) I know what you are thinking and feeling.

Here is an alternative:

Do you forgive me?

Can you forgive me?

This leaves room for the conversation to begin where two people are actually communicating in the here and now.

The answer could be:

"Yes I can forgive you"  "Can you understand I would like the opportunity react in my own way without having to calculate my reactions to fit some planned out strategy?"  

"There are a million conversation waiting to be had."

Starbucks new campaign

talking about race issues will distract you from their horrible tasting coffee

Japan: Death threats to Ambassador Caroline Kennedy

The Japanese are upset.  They don't want to deal with a Kennedy they want an Elvis impersonator, or Bobby Trendy.

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE NOT prepared to share the responsibility

Okay so I listened to a podcast and a person was talking about letter writing.  This person loves to talk poetically and present them self as if they are the ponderer of deep thoughts.  Okay that's fine.  The problem is when this person thinks their deep thoughts should be my deep thoughts and tells me I'm mentally unwell because I challenge the wisdom in their deep thoughts.  Then becomes confused because I don't want to correspond with them.  I wonder if they will deep think an apology to facilitate a new conversation.   At this rate I'll be dead and buried 100 years before that thought sprouts.

We Lure a Leprechaun and He Pees in the Toilet

http://meaningfulmama.com/2013/03/we-lure-leprechaun-and-he-pees-in-toilet.html

Fake Rocks Day ---Happiness---

http://www.clipartbest.com/celtic-shamrock-designs

ron and frankie

Holy fitted Sheet

Dolce&Gabbana have finally stepped in it.  Thank god maybe they can start designing clothes for regular people.  The latest trends in ready to wear I've noticed hanging in local stores are pitiful examples of modern life.  Who they heck buys this crap other than street walkers?  I have to admit I do get an measurable amount of satisfaction seeing the abysmal choices in clothes today.  Remembering when I was told designing fashion was no place for a woman.  Gay men around the world can give themselves a round of applause for rising to the challenge of killing the fashion industry and paving the way for plastic surgery victims to fully expose their investments.

Now the only way to right their wrongs is devour themselves like an all you can eat buffet.

panhandlers are bullies

Yesterday while minding my own business and walking to my car I was approached by two guys.  As a female this always makes me extremely nervous.  I lifted my hands and motioned for them to stop, both palms facing them, they ignored that and continued toward me.  I began to feel more nervous and he proceeds to ask me for a cigarette.  I told him "I don't speak English."  He mouthed WTF, and turned to his friend who asked "What did she say?" I heard them laugh and walk off.  I know for a fact the only reason they walked away so easily was because there was a man sitting in a vehicle next to my car with his window down.  In other words there was a witness.  Otherwise it would have just been them and me in that parking lot.

Someone needs to get it across to guys in parking lots. STOP approaching woman you don't know. You are scary, and intimidating.  I don't care that you do it all the time without resistance.  It is not okay.  The majority of women that have given you money have done so out of fear.  You think they are being charitable but they are actually thinking you will hurt them if they don't give you what you want.

Stop being bullies.

Satan on a Nordic Track (Exercise your demons)

The customers who contributed to the demise of Sav-a-lot foods  now shoplift at Grocery Outlet in Hemet.  Shoplifting isn't seen as a red flag issue.  No one has ever been able to successfully create a stereotypical shoplifter profile.  The effects are never discussed in public forums but the aftermath becomes obvious when the only businesses that dare to open in a city are dollars stores, and liquor stores.  Walmart is venturing into a building that was hexed years ago by a group of angry citizens.  Every business that has tried to operate in that particular building has met the same fate.  Two separate buildings in the same parking lot continue to thrive, but no business has been able to operate successfully in the doomed facility.

Hemet has been relying on Federal funding to operate.  When Hemet was full of retirees it was a vibrant bustling city.  The Federal funding that has followed the new residents into the city, hasn't been able to duplicate the ingenuity, and robust economy Hemet used to brag about.  I don't think we will see the hospital build a parking structure just to tear it down, or any of the other shenanigans demonstrated by previous administrations, like the time they tried to blight the entire city Hemet to create the largest redevelopment agency in the United States.

I know it makes me sound coo coo to talk about hexes and other worldly reasons to explain Hemet's woes, and that's okay.  I would love to be proven wrong.  I just can't ignore what I have witnessed, or the stories I've heard.  It has long been known that Hemet will grant your wishes. (good or bad right or wrong)  Like rubbing a smokey Genie out of a bottle, your wish is my command.  

Exorcise your demons first.

Bird on a fence

Target: From data breaches to dating breeches

dart

pondering obsession with the USPS near Lyin Avenue in Hemet California

Use of computers for language translation is on the increase

http://www.computerweekly.com/feature/Use-of-computers-for-language-translation-is-on-the-increase

"The use of computers for translation was first suggested as far back as 1947, not long after useful computers had been developed," says David Wigg, chairman of the BCS Natural Language Translation Specialist Group. "For nearly 20 years a vast amount of work was done on the theory and practice of automating translation, usually referred to as machine translation.

"However, disillusionment grew in the realisation of the extraordinary complexity of language, the meaning of which depended so much on the unspoken knowledge of the world shared by participants. In 1966 a landmark US evaluation report brought an end to almost all support from the US government.

The Pink House on Tyler St. in Riverside California

Thought I'd have fun with the neverending road construction along the 215Fwy

When a person gets that much construction they wear less clothing.

Next time there is a big award show

Someone should play videos of people who are actually talented (like this video for example) turn the camera on the audience full of (so called) stars to see if any of them get embarrassed.

Han Solo attempts to suicide bomb a golf course in his Millennial Falcon

Hollywood stars were role playing and things went awry.   Hervé Villechaize pointed to the sky and said "Der plane, der plane".  If things went off as planned the was going to be carrying Chippendale dances who were going to parachute from the plane while the Weather Girls sang it's raining men.  Han Solo has been cryogenically frozen so he can stay in character until the details are worked out for actual event.  The Chippendale dancers are finalizing their contract.  The controversy over how the dancers will be compensated.  Without a live audience no one will be stuffing bills into their shorts.

Strange phone call

Yesterday evening at work I got a strange phone call.  A woman said she was beaten up and hospitalized.  She said a management company paid someone to beat her up.  I told her to contact the police she said she did.  I asked how she got the phone number she called, she said called 411.  It does make me wonder about the nature of criminal activity and how it is orchestrated.  Why they gave her the phone number to a topless bar is beyond me.

Why am I surprised

Now hipsters like rock and roll.  They are even talking in terms of being long time collectors, way back when the only way you got music news was being a subscriber to a music magazine (pre internet), or the radio.  I wonder who is believing these lies.

Blogger has a moment of clarity

Google thought about it and realized what was at stake.  There is a reason people travel to conferences instead of gathering around the personal computers to watch guest speakers make presentation.  A real life BJ vs a cyber BJ.  It's like reading a newspaper,/watching the television news vs reading a blog talking about the same things without the pc/social engineering.  Bloggers would just go elsewhere not cease to exist.
I consider this a win.
Besides I think Google employees get a thrill out of cruising the raunchy smut filled pages too.

Deciphering Modern Art

Masterful work of modern art depicts giant wooden horse with four hooves firmly planted on a rolling structure.  Establishing a trade route will surely get your name in a history book.  

http://www.wearetv.org/2015/02/08/freeway-monument-is-official/

Petco psycho groomer at Hemet store

Yesterday I watched a dog groomer at the Hemet Petco drag a little scared doggie by it's face hairs.  The groomer tightened the collar so tight on the little dog it was forced to stand in a position or be choked to death.  The entire time the groomer was carrying on a conversation with another woman, not really paying attention to how she was handling the little doggie.  She was wildly clipping with electric clippers. scissors, and a metal comb.  She then started talking on the telephone with the receiver held between her shoulder and her cheek.  She acted like she was enjoying her nonstop talking and the little doggie was a nuisance.  I was staring right at her when she noticed I was watching her.  She smirked at me, repositioned herself and blocked my view of the little terrified dog.  I spoke to an employee at the store who told me:  "Yes I know, but we can't say anything."  Apparently this was no isolated incident.

Ugly video captures Petco groomer abusing a dog in store (Atlanta Petco)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/04/ugly-video-captures-petco-groomer-abusing-a-dog-in-store/

Consumer Affairs website has numerous complaints posted about Petco groomers and other animal mistreatment:
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/pets/petco.html

Peace that passes understanding

An interesting sensation occurs when for a long time things seem to be unchanged start to rapidly change quickly during a shot period of time.  Too fast to be caught up in emotion.  Ideas and thoughts pass by intertwined with the typical daily routine.  I'm not sure what this phenomenon is called. I feel effected, and changed.  It's like I been raced through a slim opening in time when everything lined up and all the proper switches were flipped.  However not for the benefit of mankind, but just for me.  I have no story to tell. Nothing in particular happened.  No opportunity for heroism, no righting any wrongs, nothing happened to further a cause.  In fact many things are up in the air and undecided.  Many situation are unresolved, plenty of issues to make me feel uncertain.  However I feel as if I've been given a glimpse into a place in time where everything is good, right and just and it's okay.  Perhaps it's just a natural reaction to chaos and stress to only see and remember what is pleasant.  A fools paradise denying some horrific impending doom.  Anyhow that isn't what I am talking about.  I'm mostly just focusing on the sensation of being accelerated when many things change within a day or two.  The changes perceptible only to me, for my individual benefit.  I've read stories of people who've thought they were talked to by God.  People who thought God bestowed grace upon them.  They usually ended up retelling their story because they found their purpose in life.  So what happens when it feels like Gods' presence but there is no lighted pathway?