Yelp review your local church ha ha

I just found a yelp review for Our Lady of the Valley church in Hemet.  It's a nice review.  It made me think of the typical yelp reviewer.  Complaining about the high expectation for donation.  The long waiting line and all you get is a skimpy piece of cracker and a sip of wine.  The boot camp like atmosphere making you sit stand kneel on command.  Also the horrible wifi reception making it nearly impossible to load youtube videos.