12/14/2014

A public service announcement: How to Confuse the Issue.



Don't say I can't breathe in public if you are having difficulty breathing.  People will think you are a protester and just walk on by.   You can always try the Universal Sign for choking.  Hopefully people won't think you're making a YouTube prank video.  Oh yea and if you are getting raped yell fire, or if you're old fashioned just faint.  Pretend like you don't remember anything.  You can always write a book if the rapist becomes famous after seeking regression therapy.





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