👼 ANGEL TREE® GIFT TAG FROM HELL
Tag ID / Family Code: FB-GODMODE-666
Recipient: The "Floating Brain"
Gender: Post-Physical / Intellect Only
Age: 25 going on 400
👕 CLOTHING SIZES:
Shirt Size: XXXL Potato-Sack Blouse (Strictly zero mid-body darts or feminine style choices)
Pant Size: Indeterminate / Fabric must hang like an academic robe on a clothes hanger
Shoe Size: Untouchable / Elevated safely above the physical laws of nature
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