I miss the days of bat boy headlines and Elvis Presley sightings

Women claiming they had affairs with Donald Trump.  It must be great for ratings because the news media can't stop talking about it.  Are the news stations being run by women who worked as a strippers to afford college?  White heterosexual sex is interesting now?   

What about high number of superfund sites in Silcon Valley? Why are all the tech elite moving to Los Angeles?  

Remember don't bite too soon the filling could be hot.