What do you call a light bulb without a switch?

Q...How many 501(c)3 organizations does it take to change a light bulb?

A...No need for light bulbs because it works in the dark.

What do you call a problem that hasn't been fixed?

California Government is full of idiots

California is paying pensions to people who think we should all ride bicycles. Jerry Brown passes a gas tax to pay for road maintenance because they spent the money to educate children on how to rebel against everything.  (the hwy 111 next to Salton Sea has gotten lots of money to make it smooth and pot hole free)  

I'm waiting for Jerry Brown to pass a law making it illegal to use a lock of any sort. It isn't fair for a criminal to have to carry a tool kit to break into your house or car.  A criminal is just a hungry person trying to feed their family.  Part of the law will be every home owner will have to install an offering basket near their mailbox. To be kept filled with money, non perishable food items, and bottled water.  Fines for noncompliance will be added to the property tax bill.  Anyone can lodge an anonymous complaint against homeowner if the basket isn't fully stocked and maintained 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

Tom Steyer an abysmal creep

Why? Where do these people come from? Who is creating these miniaturized ogres?

Kill whitey faster

One more day.  The idiots are still writing the narrative. I'm waiting for the day. I've been waiting. People with real ideas, by real people. No more paid actors reading socially engineered scripts. Year after year it's not working.  It's Not Working. "It's Not Working"

women nurses and women teachers

Too common is the bitch nurse.
Too common is the slut teacher.
The attitude in each profession needs to be professional. Out of whack hormones?  Don't know what the prevailing cause.  Whoever wants to deal with a shrew or cum guzzler in a hospital or school needs to pay extra for medical and an education.  So these two professions can earn back the respect they deserve.

California dreaming and the nightmare you awaken to

Buy an affordable home.  The former druggie gets released early stops by because it was a pre-incarceration hangout.  Tries to kick in the front door. Comes back the next day slashed the car tire.  The terrified children and parents. The lawmakers cocooned in the lofty ideals that haven't shown progress in 50 years. Sigh in their sun drenched gardens with finely manicured imported topiary.  The parents in another affordable home take their toddler outside at the same time the neighbor decided to smoke marijuana on a doorstep.  The family notes the time and calculates the possible pot intervals to be every 2 to 4 hours throughout the day.  The other family has to purchase a new tire, have it mounted, balanced, and pay the disposal fee. The former inmate stands in line to get an EBT card.  Makes a beeline to the park to blend in with the politician darlings The Homeless.

It's been

Doesn't matter since I'm talking to myself here.  I didn't realize what was blocking me from becoming famous was Harvey Weinstein's underwear.  Apparently his private parts have magical properties and gazing on them can make a person outshine the sun.  No wonder everyone wanted that to be kept secret.

Back to my real world where I'm an insignificant worker at a job that is equally insignificant.  Writing my insignificant thoughts in world that operates on a game board I don't understand. However I can see the players, I see the pieces.  I'm watching the game being played but it's a prerecorded video.  I can only see what has already happened.

The level of frustration is excruciating.  I retreat to my imagination where I find equivalent frustration.  The reminders of unused ideas. Unresolved injustices. My real world is no escape from the reminders. Constant reminders. I think I 've payed my dues.  Nope, I get to watch opportunity after opportunity vaporize like the illusions they are.

Social Engineering gone awry aka Basketball Diplomacy

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/after-six-tests-the-mountain-hosting-north-koreas-nuclear-blasts-may-be-exhausted/2017/10/20/ccdfa016-b50d-11e7-9b93-b97043e57a22_story.html

Chinese scientists already have warned that further nuclear tests could cause the mountain to collapse and release the radiation from the blast

The USA sent Dennis Rodman to romance Kim Jong UN.  He sang Happy Birthday reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe's Mr. President version with a smidgen of "C-c-can't we all just get along."  We get to watch a mountain move not by faith, but subterranean detonations.   Similar to watching (92) Los Angeles get destroyed by European Punks (paid anarchists).

Two Former Presidents

Speak out against the current administration.   What Bush should be talking about is the close ties his family had to the John Hinkley Jr. family.  (guy who shot Reagan).  That would be far more beneficial knowledge.  Obama should be continuing on making his anti law enforcement isms. Pitting law enforcement at odds with lawmakers who create all the bizarre rules.

As good as it gets

What seems like a dynamic change the entertainment industry but it isn't. The sacrificed fatted calf is in all reality a retirement party.  Nothing will be different. Social engineering will continue. The same writers will be rewriting the same remakes.  Same money laundering schemes. Same nepotism. Same limited imagination. Same attempts to steal ideas. Same mediocre...Same me talking to myself.

Create options

Create options

California: laws

SB-2 Building Homes and Jobs Act.

- paying people to be homeless

SB-179 Gender identity: female, male, or nonbinary

- forcing people to choose

Eminem rhymes with cunt

Back in the 1970s the hobo Halloween costume was a flannel shirt stick with a handkerchief tied to the end and charcoal smeared on the face to look like a beard.
Eminem tries to take on the media version of Donald Trump. It looks like one of those class project videos. Where the student gets a grade for making a presentation.  The assignment was:
 Try and look competent using media talking points and current world events.
While dressed in a 1970s homemade halloween costume.
The purpose of the assignment was
(know you look like an absolute idiot and do it anyway).
He most likely got an A+
How's this guy considered to be a wordsmith?  Oh yea he chased tha teach-aa with a stay-plaa to change the grade on the pay-paa.

Article: How to spot a drug house

http://www.pe.com/2017/10/08/drug-houses-pose-danger-to-neighbors-homebuyers-police-heres-how-to-spot-them/

 This is how you spot a drug house:

"The owner of a rental property on Beechwood Place she represented was out of town, and she worried that the home was his. She was relieved to learn that it was not."

Key question:

Is it a rental?   
There is your answer if yes there's a high probability its a drug house.

Riverside County has come along way.  Back when it was common to find bathtubs used for cleaning parts.  The sofa in the garage was where people hung out. The living room was where they tore apart and rebuilt car/motorcycle engines.  Back then you couldn't be sure mechanic, or drug house.

Hollywood Psychopathy political retardation (tip of the iceberg)

Exhibit A

Lisa Bloom

Exhibit B

 Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein f*cks an ornamental shrub

Carmen Yulín Cruz pleads: "send can openers"

Kill Whitey

This is the only way to have peace on earth.  Don't worry most of the 50 lived in single wide trailers. That means vacancies at the trailer park.

What is created by the internet

This thing known as the internet.  Is many things.
It's a prison
An alibi
A habit
It's bad manners
A friend
An enemy
A regret
A distraction
A hiding place
A liar
An FYI
To be continued...

Opposite if winning

The anarchist flag kneelers will now be using both knees and touching their foreheads to the ground.  Cheerleaders will wear burkas and trill (see ululate)
on the sidelines.
The new name for half time will be Martyr Time.  Starting with a frenzied speech followed by the beheading of random Christians.  No more music and dancing.

A n a r c h y  A n a r c h y
We don't know
We won't say
Fuck you
Fuck me
Killlll Whiteyyyyyy