Disneyland changes Pirates of the Caribbean.

Why? Because men auctioning off women as brides is horrible but people stealing from other people is light hearted and fun.  Just trying to make the transition easier for the new rules of civilization.  No need for marriage and family. Personal property rights hahaha what a silly notion.

http://www.pe.com/2017/06/29/auction-scene-in-disneylands-pirates-of-the-caribbean-to-no-longer-auction-brides/