Churchwarden pipe

I've been trying to find a Chruchwarden pipe for a very long time.  The type I see readily available in stores are gigantic but anyhow.  The Churchwarden seems to be some big elaborate hoax.  Forcing people to believe there was evil in the world during a time of relative world peace.  The churches staged elaborate hoaxes to convince parishioners and citizens they needed to live in fear and turn authority and governance over to people who could protect them.  Yeah I know it sounds odd, but human nature always defaults to good...no one needs Christianity do they?  Now we have beauty vloggers to make you afraid you aren't pretty enough to walk around in public unless you spruce up your Temple of the Lord.  Buy yourself a box of Ritz crackers all round wafers are created equal.

http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/a-new-wave-of-attacks-against-catholics-in-france-belgium-85405/

“The altar…is marble, which prevented the fire from spreading. I can't imagine what would have happened with a wooden altar. The consequences for our church would have been tragic.”

He also said that on May 15, another unknown person desecrated the tabernacle which contained the consecrated hosts in the church at Jonquières