laser eye beams

This morning before the sun came up my dog barked and barked.  I woke up to see what was out there.  I got a flashlight and walked to the fence thinking I'm going to see wild rabbits nibbling on plants along the road.  I point the flash light in the direction my dog was looking.  I see what looked like a large cat with a light around it's neck.  My brain is trying to solve the mystery, and I'm wondering why it's just sitting there looking at me.  I start thinking simultaneously why would someone put a light on a cat collar, and maybe it's some space creature come to kill me, the cat swallowed a light and needs my help, but how can I see through it's skin, it's here to kill me.  Finally it moves and turns I can see it's a Mylar balloon with just enough helium to keep it floating the light is coming from my flashlight reflection.  I go and get it, bring it in the yard so my dog can see what it is. He backs up and comes toward it sniffing.  He bites it and looks at it funny and walks away.  

Making Societal Collapse Look Good

I read the article posted below.  I'm thinking today in this modern world.  I'm going to be on the look out for people who are making Societal Collapse look Good. I know it sounds like I am saying wishing for societal collapse, but I'm not.  I am talking about people that are continuing to do the right thing even if it seems pointless and hopeless.  Not cheap raunchy people but people who are in it for the long run, holding out until the last second of the civilized world, and beyond.

The Most Beautiful Suicide – Evelyn McHale leapt to her death from the Empire State Building, 1947

http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/beautiful-suicide-evelyn-mchale-leapt-death-empire-state-building-1947/

Pregnant woman arrested by Police she can't eat breakfast

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/05/28/1388553/-Barstow-Police-Slam-Pregnant-Black-Woman-to-Ground-for-Refusing-to-Provide-ID

Okay so the woman will sue and win a settlement.

I have an unrelated question that came about from this story.

First read this from the article:
"I received a letter saying I was a threat to the campus and employees." Cooks said. "I was pretty much told my children were welcomed there but I was not. I used to go have breakfast with my daughter on campus but that was taken from me for something that was not my fault."


Does this school feed students and parents?  
How many schools in California feed children breakfast and lunch.  How many allow the parents to eat too?  Where is the money coming from?

What Would Jesus Do?

A person I've known socially for 16 years, always says shocking things that sound like big exaggerations, but in reality they are true.  Anytime I've tried to talk to her about a former conversation she denies she ever said such and such.  Years ago when phone sex was common, she told me she was going to get into making amateur porn.  She said I'm an exhibitionist, I can't get into phone sex. I said with phone sex you could at least keep your day job, and carry on like a regular person.  I don't know if she ever made porn.  I think the relationship ended with the guy that had the porn connect.  Recently she told me her pussy is stretched so big she needs a duffel bag sized dick to feel anything.  She loves to play mind games with people she encounters, and can play most people because she's uses terms like hon, and babe.  I've even seen her use her boyfriend to entice weak minded women into feeling loved to get her way.  Some how in her bizarre malaise of an existence I have become public enemy number one.  She is trying create a nonexistent drama.  Mutual acquaintances seem to be enamored by her cavernous  vacuous vagina.  I can't call any of these people friends they are puppet like creatures that exist in nightmares.  I'm just waiting for the next sideshow performance when I encounter this social circle again.
I know I should just pray for them all, but what to say.  Jesus fill them with your joy.

laundromats and mass transit

Do entertainers or politicians use either?  

Taking people to the cleaners, and throwing regular folks under the bus doesn't count.

Welcome to Riverside County California where paved roads look like dirt roads.

Social Engineering and Game Theory

Playing with the human mind like it's play dough.

The cab driver said when I would slam on the brakes in the ice cream truck the frozen treats would settle back in to place.  Cab companies should only transport humans when they are frozen solid, no at room temperature.

I have been encountering lots of drivers crossing into lanes, drunk? texting? worn out vehicles? or from poorly maintained roads?  I don't know what the reason maybe it's all things combining.  Here in Riverside County the pot holes are trenches. 

Jane Fonda Bulimia

I heard Jane Fonda used to vomit after eating. She would package the vomit and give to the food bank.

Frozen Vomit - Cumsquatch

The Atomic Age, merged with the Space Age and created a Modern Dark Age

PennySaver Goes Out Of Business After 50 Years Without Notice, Shocking Workers

May 23, 2015 6:33 PM

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/05/23/pennysaver-newspaper-goes-out-of-business-after-50-years-shocking-workers-given-no-notice/

RetailMeNot fires back at suit filed by Mary Kay cosmetics

May 22, 2015, 10:23am CDT

Christopher Calnan

Austin Business Journal

http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/blog/techflash/2015/05/retailmenot-fires-back-at-suit-filed-bymary-kay.html

Coupon Suzy on Elm Street

Carry on a Conversation

Head Cult Crossing Ahead

Idle Chit Chat

Planning for the Future

Self Preservation

Armed woman in a stand off at Topanga Canyon Mobilehome Park

http://abc7.com/news/woman-barricaded-in-topanga-mobile-home-shoots-at-sheriffs-robot/733986/

At the link you can see the video.  It was entertaining watching the woman push the robot with a broom she then throws a rag on top of it the robot responds trying to shake it off.  It is humorous.  It reminded me for the Twilight Zone episode where the woman encounters the robots.  This might be a good reality show Robot Wars:  Robots vs Little Old Ladies.  They can ram them when shopping carts, disable them with hat pins, whack em with iron skillets, the possibilities are endless.

Twilight Zone: The Invaders in 2 minutes or less

"I think I'm the blockage in the plumbing." David Letterman

Finally he admits it.  A giant crap backing up the toilet.
Good riddance.
Why that twat stayed on the air as long as he did I will never understand.
Television will produce more flushable waste.
There's been a comedic drought far too long.
Too much social engineering has sucked the moisture and life out of the air.

The real article should be titled: How to get four Yale psychologists to pull their heads out of their asses?

but instead you get this:

How to Get People to Pitch In

MAY 15, 2015

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/opinion/sunday/how-to-get-people-to-pitch-in.html?rref=opinion&module=Ribbon&version=context&region=Header&action=click&contentCollection=Opinion&pgtype=article


Erez Yoeli and Syon Bhanot are economists at Harvard, and Gordon Kraft-Todd andDavid Rand are psychologists at Yale.


There's a drought in the desert?  How can it be Governor Green

Kamala Harris ad for Senate Seat starring the 3000 year police chief

The real question

Who can afford to go to Disneyland?

SB 277

People go to Disneyland get the measles and now we get mass hysteria.  Some of the people that got measles had been vaccinated..

Okay they want to force people to vaccinate their children.  I do wonder when they will force adults that haven't vaccinated since grade school to undergo a vaccination regime again.

I wonder what their plan is for non compliance.  People who refuse to be vaccinated will be shunned and left to shrivel up and die.  The won't be allowed to work with vaccination papers.  They'll be denied entry to public places, like grocery stores.  They'll have to release all the inoculated inmates so they can house the new breed of socially non compliant criminals.

If there was any doubt before this wipes the slate clean California is being run by brain dead vegetables.  There is no proof of life in Sacramento, somebody should pull the plug.

State garnishing wages for child support causes joblessness and crime?

Is divorce good for the economy because it creates two households where more goods and services need to be purchased.  Is there an incentive to remain single to qualify for more Government benefits.  Am I just not looking hard enough to find the forums where this is being discussed?   Would a rental agency rather rent to a person on Section 8 for guaranteed payments or a family that might lose a job in a bad economy?  Too many topics aren't being explored enough in the modern world of the internet.  Is it because journalists are hobbled by the modern notions?

Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!

Lordy I couldn't believe my eyes:  Pope Francis is quoted as saying  

“Many powerful people don’t want peace because they live off war.”

Is he saying what I think he is saying?  The way to peace is not through a relationship with Jesus Christ our savior.  Is he saying it is human will that holds the key to peace.   It sounds like blaspheme.   The Pope needs to decide if he wants to posture himself politically or ecclesiastically.  The Pope needs to decide if Christ is the center of the church or man.  If humans don't need Jesus than humans don't the Pope, or the Catholic Church.  

Someone needs to hold his feet to the fire and make him explain what on earth he is talking about.  Throwing around the word Peace like some drugged out hippie.

Especially when he is calling beheaded and burned Christians modern day martyrs.

spirit matter(s)

Last night at work I answered the phone.  The person on the line just sat there. I had to say hello twice before they spoke.  It was a man.  He said Oh hello.  Like he was distracted and hadn't realized anyone was on the line.  He said "I'd like to make a cross reference call."  I said "What is a cross reference call?"  He said I don't know.  I said "who were you trying to call?" He said Ray (some name I can't remember).  I said you called the wrong number.  I sat on the line quiet.  After 10 seconds I hung up.  Hours later I have a dream someone is telling me to come to the everlasting light.  I woke up thinking I was on the phone.

I've always gotten weird phone calls during strange times in my life.  Especially when something dynamic is about to happen.   I'm not clairvoyant. I never know what it means. I just know what it feels like when the real world starts to fade and I have to contend with spiritual matters.

I know I'm being asked to take the high road because right now it would be very easy for me to take the easy way I know so well.

realistic proportions

Let's pretend someone creates a teleportation system.  Let's say in this pretend world I wanted to teleport a pizza to my location.  There would have to be a place to teleport the pizza from.  So anyhow I'm trying to get a sober look at a pretend world and it is taking on many levels trying to get a visual here.  So maybe I would need a teleportation recipe for pizza like put in the proportions of the size pizza I want.  And somewhere along the way there would need to be an oven. 

Magnolia and Tibbets St. Riverside California

Stick Poking

Stick Poking is an American pastime that has been going on for centuries. It basically involves people poking things with sticks when they have nothing else to do. No wonder it's so popular!

read more here:  http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Poking

Hemet taunting would be protesters

I'm not sure but it looks that way to me

gopher snake posing for a picture

Today I mowed down the dry dead plants that sprouted from the rain we had a few weeks back.  While walking back and forth I would see things darting around.  A lizard, a spider, a horned toad.  What looks to the neighbors like I'm lazy.  The fire Department sees a fire hazard.  To the little critters running for their lives it's home.  They like living in the weeds.  To them it's cover.  Living inside a fenced yard full of weeds is like a wild life preserve.  Later in the day a long skinny gopher snake laid across the driveway.  He looked like he hadn't eaten in awhile.  If he stayed in our yard he was okay.  If he went into the neighbors yard they would smash it and celebrate it's death walking it around on the end of a stick.  Showing the others that make weird over reactions to it being a snake -any snake-

I started thinking about the water crisis in California.  The gophers won't be eating as well which means the gophers snakes won't either.  The State of California is restricting water usage, but they won't be restricting new resident to the the State or new housing developments, or apartments to be built.  Which means more people in the Southern California desert.

We watched him staking out a gopher hole 2 weeks ago

Dagum eejits

A strange thing happened.  I realized I hate a few people, when I thought about each person trying to see if there is a common theme.  I realize it was because of something each person said to me.  It gave me an insight.  I figure by what they said I know what they are thinking about me.  I then thought of what I think of them and I think they are ignorant, and simple minded.  Now why should I hate some because I think they are stupid?  There is nothing they can do to change my mind, I will always think they are stupid.  So what is that I'm mad about?  It is that I can't tell them I think they are stupid.  At least now I can focus my energy correctly and come to terms with the issue.

Profiting from a riot...and Hemet opens another dollar store.

How much value is there in rioting.  Money flows.  Why isn't anyone talking about this topic from that perspective? From the first broken window until the last piece of garbage is cleared away  It doesn't end there.  Rebuilding brings insurance claims, grant money.  From my point of view it looks like one giant insurance scam after another.

I don't think it's much fun stealing Made in China plastic goods.  One thing is for certain lawless mobs would never take over Hemet.  Not just because there are crappy Dollar Stores on every corner, but because Hemet residents wouldn't stand by idle and allow it.

Green Tea

Homeland Ca: hit and run takes the life of a mother of two

A driver in a black Ford Mustang traveling on the roadway veered towards the women and struck the women from behind, according to the California Highway Patrol.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Jennifer-Homeland-SR74-Family-of-Woman-Killed-By-Hit-And-Run-Driver-301993301.html


http://www.pe.com/articles/old-766097-year-homeland.html