“It’s usually whichever groundhog is the least grouchy that day,” Morris said. “This is a time of year when genetics tell them to be hibernating. They can be in a bad mood.”
They should change the entire ceremony. They should set it up like a giant whack-a-mole game and have elected officials pop their heads through and allow their constituents to take turns with a Nerf mallet.
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