Laments for a Dying Language Ogden Nash

CHP helps pedestrain cross the 50 mph Hwy

All the stores are on the North side.

Giant Rabbit

Distance Rate Time

Date Time Place

If a car drove 80 miles traveling 55mph how long before it would run into a traffic jam in California?

How does that saying go....If you have nothing nice to say

STFU
cause typing in caps is an acceptable form of aggression.  No matter what anyone says about.  However, learning to calm down and relax as you age is beneficial to your health.

They came back to get tweezers

Eyebrows attach to the skull...that explains

why plucking is painful.

How to wear a tablecloth

and what do to if someone asks you to pass the peas and carrots

first do this look



 

 

do this look after several seconds

 

different types of flip flops

zories, straw zories, thongs, black rubber sole thongs, wedge heel thong, flojos, embellishing flips flops can be fun, so is stretching the truth.

Synchlora aerata liquoraria

They attach bits of the plant tissue on which they are feeding along their backs. The species overwinters as a partially grown larva.

 

I don't know why I found this amusing

An odd thing I heard a man say yesterday.

"I don't want to have to ask her for anything."

Is this how men are feeling?  Vurnerable.  They don't want to need women.

Ahhhh the colors of Autumn

midweek crisis

http://www.cafepress.com/+your_midweek_crisis_just_wont_let_go,74224148

Graffiti (Large Font)

The size of the letters in the graffiti...ropes and ladders?...(gray paint on center building)

a ruff job

How do you throw civilization out the window?

Here's a 'tale' fur ya:

wag

washable note pad

A new rating system for music

Music should be rated by:

• Baby Making Ability
• Property value increase/decrease when played in home
• Emergency/Law Enforcement siren blockabilty
• IQ lowering/raising

image: What if Jack-in-the-Box ruled the world

comfort food