Quaker Oats Cookie Recipe

View recipe and tips here:

 https://www.quakeroats.com/cooking-and-recipes/vanishing-oatmeal-raisin-cookies

Ingredients

• 1/2 Cup(s) (1 stick) plus 6 tablespoons butter, softened
• 3/4 Cup(s) firmly packed brown sugar
• 1/2 Cup(s) granulated sugar
• 2 Eggs
• 1 Teaspoon(s) vanilla
• 1-1/2 Cup(s) all-purpose flour
• 1 Teaspoon(s) Baking Soda
• 1 Teaspoon(s) ground cinnamon
• 1/2 Teaspoon(s) salt (optional)
• 3 Cup(s) 
  Quaker® Oats (quick or old fashioned, uncooked)
• 1 Cup(s) raisins

Cooking Instructions

Heat oven to 350°F. In large bowl, beat butter and sugars on medium speed of electric mixer until creamy. Add eggs and vanilla; beat well. Add combined flour, baking soda, cinnamon and salt; mix well. Add oats and raisins; mix well. Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets. Bake 8 to 10 minutes

tending to p r e t e n d

Person 1: I have a hundred dollars in my pocket

Person 2:  I'm missing a hundred dollars

Person 1: I told you the truth. I told you I had a hundred dollars in my pocket

Person 2: You knew it was my money

Person 1: but I told you the truth, so I'm not a liar, or a thief

Person 2: You are able to look at water but not drink it and sustain your life.

no hose

 Yesterday I saw a guy walking. He was carrying on his back one of those hose holders. You attach a hose and wind it up on the spindle. To keep your yard looking tidy. 

I do realize this could have been just a person walking home after purchasing it. I saw it more as a statement of a modern male.

"I'm carrying no ho's"

Would have been great if I could of snapped a picture. It might be a new trend, coming to a city near you.

Grifter Proverbs

Hustle chicken tenders from Chic-Fil-A, call it the blessed life.

Eat your burger with no bun.

Only be around positive energy

No Context The Vacuum

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Borrowed my computer - after returned - the search history:

Porn,  Pinterist

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I just learned your mom is a guy with a unambiguous alias

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Dispatch:

Is his build small, medium, or large? 

Caller: 

He's built like Barney

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You dropped my milk, I bought you dinner, when I said don't come back, you laughed like I was making a joke. Your degree didn't teach how to know what's true. Here's a hint: don't enter a person's home to decide how they should live, it's not your business.

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"are you going to cry?"

"did you ask if I'm going to cry?"

"no I said do you need a hug?"

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Homage to Over the Top rock music concert stage shows of the 1970's

 

California Scrub Jay

 

the mothership has landed

drive thru covid19 testing

experience time loss, and rectal probing just like an old fashioned UFO abduction.