Wonderfully Victimized

What I'm noticing in this election cycle. One side writes the name of the candidate they support. One side writes the name of the candidate they hate. I saw a Trump rally last weekend. People had signs up with Trump 2020. Across the street a group formed and the signs they held said F**k Trump. Not one person with a Biden sign.  One side wants to be governed by Theocrats, the other side wants Anarchy. The one common theme on both sides is being against something is a now considered to be a valid political position.

For the audience members enjoying their popcorn as civilizations melts here is some exciting news:

There is an upcoming award show.

To be wonderfully victimized is considered a win.  Trophies are being made for the winners. Whoever can recount their tale of being wonderfully victimized wins. There will be several categories to increase the chances of winning. The trophy will be a turd in a box. It will be presented fresh. Bronzed and engraved after the full sensory experience takes place at the award presntation show.