How to retain your 501c3 status

Create an imaginary enemy.
Finger pointing, name calling.
Pay people to protest imaginary enemy.
Pay people to pretend to be imaginary enemy.
Create online accounts on social media (use spell check)
Buy  video footage of imaginary issues (utilize film degree and acting students from expensive universities)

You can quit your regular job and live off your nonprofit salary comfortably.
It is extremely important to keep your thousands of online accounts current to make your cause  appear legitmate and most importantly real.