When does this sink in? Someone is getting paid to make this stuff up.

'Holiday,' 'evergreen trees' too religious for TWU

https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8520

Instead, parties scheduled for December should be called “end of semester” parties, or for business-oriented offices, “end of fiscal year” parties.
The comment section offered an alternative theme:

 We should it call it,"whatever we want and if you don't like it go fuck your self party".


This is going to be a difficult choice. All of the suggestions are really good.  Each has a festive ring to it.  However nothing says get up and party like: