Hat pins, mashers, and the Benny Hinn miracle

Living on the mean streets of Hemet can create fanciful imagery.  A crippled man was suddenly able to walk (like Benny Hinn was here).  While tripping out on a low dose of elephant tranquilizer.  He had imagined he was a Gibson Girl being attacked by a masher.  His only defense was his trusty hat pin.  A police baton helped to transport him back to the 21st Century, where the man had forgotten he was pretending to be a cripple beggar harassing the cleaning crew saying:  "Buddy can you spare dime of your $15.00 an hour job".

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Transient attacks Hemet policeman with his own badge:

http://www.pe.com/articles/pin-812826-hemet-policeman.html

Peachie...was sitting in a wheelchair," according to the statement. "As the officer got close to him, Peachie suddenly jumped out of the wheelchair and attacked the officer."

Both men fell to the ground during the fight. And the officer's badge was pulled from his uniform.

"Peachie...grasped it so that the approximately three-inch steel pin portion of the badge was positioned between his knuckles," Dickson wrote. "Peachie then swung at the officer with the badge pin as a weapon."