8/28/2013

Distance Rate Time

Date Time Place




If a car drove 80 miles traveling 55mph how long before it would run into a traffic jam in California?

8/26/2013

How does that saying go....If you have nothing nice to say


STFU
cause typing in caps is an acceptable form of aggression.  No matter what anyone says about.  However, learning to calm down and relax as you age is beneficial to your health.

8/25/2013

8/24/2013

How to wear a tablecloth

and what do to if someone asks you to pass the peas and carrots

first do this look

 
 
do this look after several seconds
 





8/23/2013

different types of flip flops

zories, straw zories, thongs, black rubber sole thongs, wedge heel thong, flojos, embellishing flips flops can be fun, so is stretching the truth.

8/22/2013

Synchlora aerata liquoraria


They attach bits of the plant tissue on which they are feeding along their backs. The species overwinters as a partially grown larva.
 
I don't know why I found this amusing

8/20/2013

An odd thing I heard a man say yesterday.

"I don't want to have to ask her for anything."

Is this how men are feeling?  Vurnerable.  They don't want to need women.

8/17/2013

Graffiti (Large Font)


The size of the letters in the graffiti...ropes and ladders?...(gray paint on center building)



8/12/2013

A new rating system for music

Music should be rated by:

  • Baby Making Ability
  • Property value increase/decrease when played in home
  • Emergency/Law Enforcement siren blockabilty
  • IQ lowering/raising
image: What if Jack-in-the-Box ruled the world

comfort food


8/11/2013

doggone


toilet seat cover


I saw this toilet seat cover on the sidewalk in front of a business. Obviously I was surprised that's why I snapped a picture. I was beginning to think Hemet was on a downward spiral. Apparently people that crap in parking lots now have access to ass gaskets. Reassuring to know people can still be civilized.

8/10/2013

Soffit and glide


Bring in the clowns

The most common saying I hear lately is:
Hemet used to be a great place to live.  Hemet was a place where people slowed down.  It used to be a stark contrast to the way life was lived in other places.  It has lost it's distinguishing features.  Hemet now feels like an overpopulated ghost town.  Chains rattling and creaky doors like the stereotypical haunted house.  People walking around in fright wigs living as if they are paid performers.  Yes paid performers trying to convince people they are paupers.  Overfed paupers with cellphones.  The atmosphere that has been created is tragic and laughable.  The charade is played out like a B movie. Cult status with bad acting, stage lights in the scene; the works.  I'm expecting the credits to roll soon because this movie has been playing far too long.  There can't be that much film on the reel.

8/08/2013

I remember when



things used to be different. Now that things are different. I say I remember when.




The lost art of sarcasm

The full effect of sarcasm shouldn't be felt like a smack across the face.  It should reveal itself slowly.  Becoming a continual reminder over a period of time.  Choosing a reaction that is caustic and harsh, should be dismissed as ignorance cause by exasperation/frustration. When a moment arises within the confines of good taste to reach through and make a connection this is where the art of sarcasm hides. It takes vigilance, patience, and kindness.  It's difficult to find oppurtunities to develop the skill when surrounded by agreeable peers.  Too often cultural barriers misconstrue lightheartedness.  It's a rare oppurtunity and many times not worth the effort.

8/06/2013

on being understood

being understood has no value...this is what the majority wants.  If someday you wish for common ground look around and realize you have exactly what you want.

8/04/2013

no left turn no right turn

Watch out for that treeeeeee


is we is or is we isn't

Gettin Ye Olde Pawn Shoppe

The Hemet Council wants upscale businesses along the corridor of Florida Ave.  I doubt there's a waiting list of upscale businesses trying open in Hemet.  In California shoplifting is no longer considered a crime.  What Hemet needs are businesses that cater to armed robbers, drug addicts, and prostitutes.  A little dose of reality.  Dreams come true it can be difficult to accept the fact this is what some peoples dreams look like.
Yu

8/01/2013

power outages throughout the valley

I heard it was caused by a Red-tail hawk.  He was smoking a cigar given to him by his friend.  
It was an exploding cigar.  Three puffs and kablamo.