12/31/2014

Bow before your masters 2015

Saying goodbye to 2014. 
These two well loved and highly esteemed Americans will be karaoking their favorite tunes much to the delight of their fainting fans.

Ezekiel has been heard talk singing "Hope I die before I get old" 


It's rumored Nancy will be singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, but you'll have to click the link before you see what's in it.

Will the Bullet train, and gas prices make the highway system obsolete in California beginning 2015?

There's a reason the sign was built with a tens place.  Drop the 9/10 and you have a hundreds place.  Manifesting the Third World reality.  




What if lawmakers had to enforce the law?

Arrests plummet 66% with NYPD in virtual work stoppage
http://nypost.com/2014/12/29/arrests-plummet-following-execution-of-two-cops/


The trickle down will leave judges and lawyers questioning their career choices.  It won't be politics as usual as the lies unravel.  What percent of  the economy depends on criminals?  The true intentions exposed as reality comes into view.  What does it mean to be an American?

12/29/2014

The ever evolving protest

Ferguson officer placed on unpaid leave after calling Michael Brown memorial 'a pile of trash'
http://news.yahoo.com/ferguson-police-brown-memorial-piece-of-trash-in-street-154823869.html


What if a memorial were to be erected at the exact spot every person tragically lost their life.  How long would it take before hospitals would have to build new buildings for the living while maintaining memorials to the deceased.
(Oh what no can admit hospitals kill people because of incompetent medical staff?)
Around here if a person dies a tragic death and a memorial is made to remember a deceased loved one.  Most people place items along side of a roadway.  Over the weekend I saw a white bike with flowers chained to a traffic signal at an intersection.  In Hemet there is a bike chain gear with a picture hung on a traffic signal control box.  Along side the Hwy 74 there is memorial where several families died in a car accident.  If the city of Ferguson wants to maintain a memorial in the middle of a roadway they can do that. If there is a future accident because of that memorial this would make the city legally liable.  The city of Ferguson will probably have to consider closing the street to car traffic.  Make it an official memorial on the exact spot a memorial for the black teenager fatally shot by a white officer and create a tradition.  It seems as if there is no end in site to this evolving tragedy.  If there is going to be a memorial to remember the life of Michael Brown the entire day should be remembered.  On Aug 9th every year protesters can gather at the liquor store grab a box of cigarillos, and push around the store clerk.  They can parade down the middle of street.  Around 9:00P.M.  they can start fires and break windows.



12/19/2014

Christmas Lights in Hemet

Drove around Hemet looking at Christmas lights last night.  This was by far the most humorous display of the evening.  The house with all the flashing lights, moving reindeer and penguin, also had an inflatable snowman, that shivered with it's hands pulled up near it's chest.   On it's face the mouth was painted with a squiggle line that made it looked distressed.  There was also an inflatable Santa in an inflatable chair that waved it's hand.  The Seven Hills community reminds me of the safe and secure city Hemet used to be.
 We stopped at a Dollar General on the East end of town.   It was 10 minutes before closing.  Five cars pulled into the parking lot.  As we left a guy with a guitar stood by the exit singing 'Wake me up when September ends'.  He walked away with a strange gait.



12/17/2014

I Can't Breathe a multi cultural translation

An international secret the freshest air in the world is on an airport runway.  The jet engines circulate the air.

Hangzhou plane passenger opens emergency exit for 'fresh air'


  • Staff Reporter
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  • 12:10 (GMT+8)

http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20141217000083&cid=1103

12/15/2014

I can't breathe

When I can afford the material I am making this into a wearable shirt.



Symbiotic economics

Von's is closing in Hemet
Kmart closed in Hemet
There are still two Super Wal Marts in the valley.  I don't know anyone who shops at them.  Most people I know have either been a victim of crime or know someone who has in one of the Wal Mart parking lots. Several businesses around Wal Mart have been robbed including two where employees were left tied up in a backroom.  I guess it won't be long and the only people in the Hemet Valley with money will be School District employees and welfare recipients.  To save money we should just cut out the middle man just go straight to welfare.  The School District employees can be transitioned to welfare so they can keep their medical benefits.  The Teachers Union can be turned into protest organizers and have quarterly protest parades around town demanding more water from the sky, and bubble making machines around town to make frolicking more enjoyable for the 70,000 people living in the valley.

12/14/2014

A public service announcement: How to Confuse the Issue.



Don't say I can't breathe in public if you are having difficulty breathing.  People will think you are a protester and just walk on by.   You can always try the Universal Sign for choking.  Hopefully people won't think you're making a YouTube prank video.  Oh yea and if you are getting raped yell fire, or if you're old fashioned just faint.  Pretend like you don't remember anything.  You can always write a book if the rapist becomes famous after seeking regression therapy.





Have yourself a very non Metric Christmas. 12 Days of Christmas...

  Have sex with an Atheist it confuses them.


This year the Three navigators found Jesus in front of the router.  
Hiding from the evil King Herod
and all his evil minions trying to steal this joyful season.

The Chinese love American Christmas


12/12/2014

A Camarillo resident being interviewed on TV

He was talking about the sounds outside and how he went to look out the window.

Tore open the shutters and through up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.

Okay in all seriousness he begin to talk about how he felt lulled into safety by the construction that had taken place during the October repairs to the hillside.  Anyhow I thought it sounded funny how it seemed to follow the Twas the Night Before Christmas story line.


Oh Boy. . delt_ adolph_ a: dint's: And then Satan said... "Put the alphabet in math". Not again, Satan And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too. And

image source:http://www.funnyjunk.com/Oh+boy/funny-pictures/5045156

12/11/2014

When life passed out scripts I put mine in the paper shredder

Willfully ignorant




image source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax


Online Voting Contests When the public strikes back:

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-hilarious-cases-online-voting-contests-gone-awry/




A campaign against tobacco use A tobacco cigarette will you you, and it's second hand smoke will kill the person next to you, even third hand smoke can kill.

While smoking marijuana is considered medicinal, nutritious, and magically delicious.



12/10/2014

How come this isn't one of the 10 Commandments?

Thy anus shalt be exit only.
Especially since 8, 9, 10 seem to be redundant.
I'm not exclusively referring to penis either.  Maybe there is no Latin or Hebrew translation for head in your rectum.  It doesn't take much of a history lesson to find plenty of examples of people having their heads up their butts.

Just because no one calls you on your nonsense doesn't mean they don't see what you are doing

The latest in shoplifting

This is a favorite scam for drug addicts and street people.  They stuff their pockets with the items they want. Act like they are shopping, stand in line.  Allow the cashier to ring up dummy items.  When the total due is tallied they pat their pockets and say "I forgot my wallet, I'll be right back."  Thus making it look like, on camera, they made a transaction.  They never return to purchase the items they acted like they were purchasing.

The next scenario is a favorite scam for white women, sometimes Fundy Christian women.  They purchase a long list of items.  They return to the store within a week.  They stuff the old shopping bag in their pocket with the receipt.  They walk through the store and pick up previously purchased items to match the receipt.  Stand in line to return stolen items acting like it is a legitimate return.
A - How do I know they are stealing?
B - How do I know they are Fundy Christian?

A - Inventory tracking.  stock on hand versus stock sold.
B - Employees knowing these woman by first name, because they attend the same church.

One woman had her grandson with her.  She pinched him to make him cry trying to create a distraction.   There is such a wealth of psychosis in the American populace.  I your humble servant am just shining light onto the dimly lit souls walking dead eyed amongst us.

This post could easily segue into child abuse in public places.




but why? Baring your soul


The Dingo ate my homework


White Privilege


bang head here X


Another young person doesn't make it through the guantlet

Ronin Shimizu taunted at several schools before suicide

12/09/2014 3:25 PM 

12/09/2014 10:23 PM




Read more here: http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/education/article4393606.html#storylink=cpy

“He was good at it,” said Meixner, an assistant wrestling coach at Folsom High. “He was better than some of the girls out there. It was almost like second nature to him – the somersaults and handsprings – but they teased him so bad.”
Ronin ultimately gave up cheerleading in April, tired of the constant harassment, Meixner said.




Read more here: http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/education/article4393606.html#storylink=c


http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/education/article4393606.



12/09/2014

Public Education - The Sacred Cow

Where are the protestors?  Where is the outrage? Where are the organized groups laying down in the road stopping traffic?

Why Was a 6-Year-Old Handcuffed at School?

Writer

https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/why-was-a-6-year-old-handcuffed-at-school-104690731302.html

12/08/2014

The changeling english language

mouse over - moving computer device to activate cursor
mouses - more than one cursor activating device


in the real world mouse over could mean to sneak undetected
in the real world more than one mouse would be called mice, but in the future it might sound normal to say mouses

like the fairy child switched for a human baby...what can anyone do?

12/05/2014

Cracker Jack Medical License (licensed to kill crackers)


http://news.yahoo.com/hospital-says-medication-error-killed-patient-200501465.html

Studies show hundreds of thousands of people die every year across the U.S. due to hospital errors. A 1999 report from the Institute of Medicine put the number at 98,000 people a year. A more recent report published in the Journal of Patient Safety last year says the number is likely much higher: from 210,000 to 400,000 people annually.

no laughing matter


I just read a joke online.
It had an elaborate set up around Jesus not having a last name.
I didn't understand the punchline.  The joke was based on the joke teller's opinion of the Immaculate Conception.  A word of warning for comedians if you are going to make fun of an entire religion the least you can do is to know what you are talking about.  Don't take on big concepts, just don't do it.  When you omit facts it's no longer humor it's tragedy.. It would be funny if the person who thought a religious belief was stupid realized they didn't grasp the concept after posting it online.

12/02/2014

Forgot I snapped a few pics on Thanksgiving

above:
panhandlers don't want to eat from styrofoam dammit it's called panhandling not styrofoam-ing, the ants weren't as picky
 below: Thanksgiving Day fire.  I imagined a deep fryer in flames

It's easy to ignore the inconveniences

Last week at work I get a phone call.  The caller asks me to look out the window and tell her the name of the flooring shop across the street.  The tree partially blocked the name so I had to fill in the blanks like I was playing Wheel of Fortune.  Now do you think that person is going to go and tell their friends about the exemplary service they got?  Do you think they are going to call the company with a compliment?  Write a Yelp review?  This is the sort of stuff that makes people think of sayingit's not my job and the public be damned.  Tiny little moments of being gracious and helpful lost in the mire of fickle public opinion.

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Yelp review your local church ha ha

I just found a yelp review for Our Lady of the Valley church in Hemet.  It's a nice review.  It made me think of the typical yelp reviewer.  Complaining about the high expectation for donation.  The long waiting line and all you get is a skimpy piece of cracker and a sip of wine.  The boot camp like atmosphere making you sit stand kneel on command.  Also the horrible wifi reception making it nearly impossible to load youtube videos.

scooch over


http://memecrunch.com/meme/3LJ0W/can-t-hack-the-banter